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« Reply #1635 on: September 12, 2010, 11:12:14 AM » |
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Got paid Sat. Now it's next week I have to worry about. I'd really like a job where getting paid for the work I do is more of a struggle than the actual work I do. If I wanted that I'd become self employed.
Cut the grass, 3rd time this year. That should be it till next year.
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« Reply #1636 on: September 12, 2010, 12:49:55 PM » |
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Cut the grass, 3rd time this year. That should be it till next year.
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« Reply #1637 on: September 12, 2010, 01:15:46 PM » |
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Grrrr! These people with their open spaces.
[Sluks off to go and hoover flat]
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« Reply #1638 on: September 12, 2010, 01:34:47 PM » |
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After I logged off last night me and Jen ended up having the most hilarious/pointless arguement. To get to the ferret hutch on the balcony, you have to go through our bedroom. So I came into the bedroom with the bag of ferret kibble, Jen was in bed, but the lights were still on, and she sorta sat up a bit when I came in so I figured she was awake. I offered her a bit of kibble as I was passing by jokingly, however she then snatched the kibble and stuffed it in her mouth. I thought she had just pretended so I went to get it out of her hand when she pulls a face of grim realisation and asks "Am I eating ferret kibble?!". Turns out she was fast asleep and was awoken by the grim taste of turkey based biscuits.
Needless to say, I burst out laughing, for like a solid minute or 2. Jen on the other, did not see the funny side so, after getting quite an earful, she's now not talking to me.
Still funny though
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« Reply #1639 on: September 12, 2010, 01:38:33 PM » |
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LOL  Painting a beautifull picture with words Hang on! Is she that open to sugestions when she's sleeping? By George! That could be dangerous. She'll be waking up and wondering why the hell she has a strong compulsion to suddenly got to the super market and do all the weekly shopping. Followed by a stint of re-grouting the tiles in the bathroom |
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« Last Edit: September 12, 2010, 01:41:42 PM by Magathery, Reason: Had some extra thoughts »
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« Reply #1640 on: September 12, 2010, 01:43:45 PM » |
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That's the best worst you can think of suggesting? |
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« Reply #1641 on: September 12, 2010, 01:46:14 PM » |
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Thats the best thing i've heard in a while mama  |
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« Reply #1642 on: September 12, 2010, 01:50:51 PM » |
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OOO! OOO! OOO!
Next time ask her if she would like to spend the day as if life were a musical.
Just imagin it. Singing instead of speaking. Dancing instead of walking. Record the whole thing & sell it to Sir Webber. You'll be minted for life.
(Ok hands up. Who of you thought I was going to sugest something pervy?)
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« Reply #1643 on: September 12, 2010, 02:37:09 PM » |
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(Ok hands up. Who of you thought I was going to sugest something pervy?)
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« Reply #1644 on: September 12, 2010, 03:21:00 PM » |
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Mama, just explain to her that you have just cured her from sleepeating, and she should be thankful to you for saving her figure ...
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« Reply #1645 on: September 12, 2010, 04:02:27 PM » |
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OMG this is the most disgusting and most funny thing I've heard in a while.. poor Jen! We had such a story too, where I embarrased myself without even noticing.. but there was a webcam and me in my panties.. At least I didn't eat our cat food or something...
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« Reply #1646 on: September 12, 2010, 04:05:50 PM » |
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How did she ever recognize what she was eating if she never eaten them before? Eh? Eh?
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« Reply #1647 on: September 12, 2010, 05:24:31 PM » |
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Power is trying to distract us from demanding more details about Lullaby's story.
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« Reply #1648 on: September 12, 2010, 05:33:14 PM » |
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Power is trying to distract us from demanding more details about Lullaby's story.
This Also we've all been tempted to eat our pets food. And man I wanna move in with Ripsaw if that's how we'd spend our days. |
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« Reply #1649 on: September 12, 2010, 09:13:26 PM » |
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