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« Reply #105 on: December 17, 2011, 06:37:43 PM » |
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What did the exhausted mathematician say when he was asked to calculate another circle's circumference? |
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« Reply #106 on: December 17, 2011, 08:02:56 PM » |
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What did the grape say when it was squished?
Nothing. It just had a little whine.
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« Reply #107 on: December 21, 2011, 11:08:09 PM » |
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Q: Which dinosaur was best at programming?
A: Tyrannosauregex!
I don't actually get it but a programmer friend told it so I thought maybe it was funny to those who know.
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« Reply #108 on: December 21, 2011, 11:15:42 PM » |
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regex = programming for string matching
edit - The more I read the joke the more it makes me laugh.. might nick it lol
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e90 killed (=WDG=) Jebus with gloves_running_urgently.
- 2012 is already complete.
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« Reply #109 on: January 13, 2012, 02:59:22 AM » |
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I saw a sign on the road while driving today that said, Survey crew ahead.
I did. They looked okay.
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« Reply #110 on: January 18, 2012, 01:48:25 AM » |
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An Irishman walks out of a bar.
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« Reply #111 on: January 18, 2012, 09:49:20 AM » |
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An Irishman walks out of a bar.
OI! |
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« Reply #112 on: January 18, 2012, 11:01:03 AM » |
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An Irishman walks out of a bar.
OI! That must have deserved a smite  |
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Tommy the Cat
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« Reply #113 on: January 18, 2012, 11:05:36 AM » |
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An Irishman walks out of a bar.
OI! Being a quarter Irish I think I am in a position to comment upon the inaccuracies of your "joke" Jebus. See us Irish are actually not allowed into bars in the first place, for fears of being the subject of a bad joke and or getting drunk and acting like a twat. It is therefore why we prefer to drink in public and or police stations. |
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« Reply #114 on: January 18, 2012, 06:40:25 PM » |
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Also if an Irishman was in a bar, he would not be walking out. Probably more of a stumble or a fall
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« Reply #115 on: January 18, 2012, 06:50:13 PM » |
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Also if an Irishman was in a bar, he would not be walking out. Probably more of a stumble or a fall
Picked up and thrown out would be my bet. |
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« Reply #116 on: January 18, 2012, 07:11:07 PM » |
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Being sober I may be the exception that proves the rule, however, to correct Tommy's correction, we don't do bars. We do pubs, and shebeens, and at home as well as public places and Garda stations.
Walking into bars is too painful, even with copious quantities of alchohol to dull the pain.
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« Reply #117 on: February 01, 2012, 04:58:56 PM » |
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"We don't allow faster than light neutrinos in here" said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.
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« Reply #118 on: February 01, 2012, 07:24:44 PM » |
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Deadline day news: Arsenal sign Messi |
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« Reply #119 on: February 02, 2012, 06:55:00 PM » |
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The best thing about UDP jokes is that I don’t care if you get them or not.
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