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« Reply #120 on: February 02, 2012, 06:57:53 PM » |
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Hahaha I got it and I'm barely more than a trained IT monkey.
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« Reply #121 on: February 15, 2012, 12:52:04 PM » |
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« Reply #122 on: February 16, 2012, 08:30:47 PM » |
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I was looking for a new flat, and found a nice place in the centre of town that seemed ideal.
"It's only £600 a month," the woman told me. "But no children or pets."
I had to turn it down. It was a bargain but I wasn't willing to give up my sex life.
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« Reply #123 on: February 20, 2012, 08:07:06 PM » |
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Brighton netted three own goals in yesterday's 6-1 defeat at Liverpool, maintaining the age old Brighton tradition of men scoring up the wrong end
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Meow?
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« Reply #124 on: February 21, 2012, 12:46:10 AM » |
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As a Brightonian I find that deeply offensive and have reported you to the moderators.
I'm sure there could've been the inclusion of some pun relating to scissor kicks and scissoring lesbians there. HOW VERY DARE YOU!
edit by BG:
*points and laughs*
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« Reply #125 on: February 21, 2012, 01:25:18 AM » |
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Brighton, gay capital of UK, yadda yadda yadda.
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« Reply #126 on: February 21, 2012, 05:11:28 PM » |
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it's pancake day? well that crêped up on me.
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« Reply #127 on: February 21, 2012, 06:32:18 PM » |
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it's pancake day? well that crêped up on me.
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« Reply #129 on: February 23, 2012, 10:36:56 AM » |
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What a bummer. I was hoping they'd disprove causality.
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« Reply #130 on: March 14, 2012, 01:06:54 AM » |
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I had one of those horrible moments this morning when I confused my wife's hair removal cream with the toothpaste.
Mind you, my legs have never smelled so minty
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« Reply #131 on: March 15, 2012, 03:26:10 PM » |
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That one was...
unpredictable.
But i have to admit it made me smile, +1 to you good sir!
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« Reply #132 on: March 16, 2012, 03:11:31 PM » |
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Future Housemate: "Am I really a furniture Nazi?"
Me: "Well I guess we'll have to see whether or not when the living room is finally arranged how you like, you call it 'the final solution'"
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« Reply #133 on: March 16, 2012, 03:34:09 PM » |
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Discussion with pregnant colleague in the office.
Co-worker: Must be nice, being able to eat loads of food.
One with child: Oh, you're not supposed to do that, but it's a load of rubbish
Co-worker: *face drops*
Me: It's not like the extra food you eat instantly gets turned into baby.
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« Reply #134 on: March 16, 2012, 05:48:28 PM » |
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A bar walks in to a man, oops wrong frame of reference
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