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The Bad Joke Thread
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February 19, 2010, 02:48:03 AM »
Right, just seen a particularly terrible one delivered over fb:
"Mary Poppins goes to her favourite restaurant for dinner. The only
problem is that she's been so many times that she's already had anything
on the menu, so when the waiter asks what she wants, she asks him to
surprise her.
The waiter brings her a starter of cauliflower cheese, and when she's
finished he brings out a main course of lobster. When she's finished, he
asks her if she enjoyed the meal.
She said "super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious".
This ones bad, anyone heard a worse one?
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Best 'worst' joke in the world:-
What's Mary short for?
She's got no legs
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Whats brown and sticky?
a stick
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I don't understand. A thread for bad jokes? Isn't it like what 98% of this forum is anyway? Unfortunately I don't know any bad jokes, I have to come up with them on the spot.
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Re: The Bad Joke Thread
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Quote from: Power on February 19, 2010, 10:19:53 AM
I don't understand. A thread for bad jokes? Isn't it like what 98% of this forum is anyway? Unfortunately I don't know any bad jokes, I have to come up with them on the spot.
Nah the particularly bad ones Power
What we produce here are the nuggets of comedy genius society deems 'unsuitable'.
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Quote from: Hzza on February 19, 2010, 09:46:23 AM
Whats brown and sticky?
Anal
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Rofl egg
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Quote from: egg on February 19, 2010, 12:28:14 PM
Quote from: Hzza on February 19, 2010, 09:46:23 AM
Whats brown and sticky?
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Iv'e got a very NSFW one:
A man is licking out a prostitute and suddenly gets a piece of carrot stuck in his teeth. He spits it out and carries on, but then gets a pea lodged in his teeth. He spits that out also and asks the hooker
"Youv'e got bits of veg in here, are you sick?"
"No" She replies "But I think the last bloke was
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Quote from: hawt! on February 19, 2010, 02:02:46 PM
Iv'e got a very NSFW one:
A man is licking out a prostitute and suddenly gets a piece of carrot stuck in his teeth. He spits it out and carries on, but then gets a pea lodged in his teeth. He spits that out also and asks the hooker
"Youv'e got bits of veg in here, are you sick?"
"No" She replies "But I think the last bloke was
*gags*
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Lol veg in a vag. He should've boiled the kettle and made some soup....well, it was a brothel
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*face palms* FU NINE!
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A young Geordie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job.
The manager asked "Do you have any sales experience?"
The young man answered "Aye, hods, I was a canny salesman back in Newcastle."
The manager liked the Geordie so he gave him the job.
His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked "OK, so how many sales did you make today?"
The Geordie said "Just the one, Marra."
The manager groaned and continued "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"
£124,237.64" replied the Geordie.
The manager choked and exclaimed "£124,237.64, what the hell did you sell him?"
"Well, forst I selt him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and then I selt him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was gannin' fishing and he said doon at the coast, so I telt him he would need a boat, so we went doon tiv the boat department and I selt him that twin-engined Power Cat. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him doon tiv the car sales and I selt him the 4 x 4 Suzuki".
The manager, incredulous, said "You mean to tell me....a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and 4x4?"
"Ner, nah......he came in heeya to buy a box of tampons for his ladyfriend and I said......... 'Well, since ya weekend's ruined, you might as well gan fishing."
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Half of them were pretty decent actually, blue. I'm generally disgusted by a decent quality of this BAD JOKES IN HERE.
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