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[Earthy]

Hello Peeps, Following on from a direct command from an old chum to post. I thought I should try to say hello, so... "Hello"...
 
Some info about me,

My online name is Earthy, I am and lets be honest an old overweight gamer, going bald and in need of glasses, my reactions are slower, my aim is rubbish and I spray and pray when I can. However whilst young uns may be able to outwit me, outrun me and shoot to kill quicker than me, I have experience on my side so thus I can produce better, deeper and more lasting effective insults, to the point it can be a religious eye opening experience for some.

I have come here because another old chum of mine has convinced me to stop playing TF2 on the Xbox but try online FPS's again with a computer thingy. However I am in the process of building a PC capable of this feat, so will not be popping onto the server for about 3 weeks.

Gaming wise I started playing online in the days of Quake, I remember the first time I played with a 3D card and the quake 3D patch installed and up and running, I am not ashamed to admit, I came a little.  I then moved onto Kingpin, Diablo 2,  then CS, then well I kinda got stuck in CS for a while, I ran a clan for a number of years, it was good for a while. Then when that all got serious I took a break from gaming, to sort out life etc.

Then well I got caught up in WoW, I had explained to my missus, never show me, point, tell me or describe in anyway the game because once hooked it could be a problem for me. She didn’t listen, she thought I was being funny,  one day she brought a copy and left it on my desk, almost 3 years later I looked up and thought bugger I really have got fat, the plus side I had a level 60 Rogue called Majere who was super cool, had super epics and who could anally rape Onyxia and tank her, for a short time.  Then they did all the silly patches, updated and well it got silly. So I gave up, a rogue with maces… that’s not a bloody rogue.  A rogue should hide in horde camps and jump out of the shadows, scream Moo in a Moocows face and then shove his dagger up to the hilt in said Moocow’s eye socket. Its even better when you chase Moocows of ships and shout Moo at them as they drown or if it’s a zeppelin, as they are falling to their death. I was fairly infamous on my servers for Horde Jumping, cow rape, dragon fiddling and dry humping a dead gnome in Ironforge.

Now I have been playing on my Xbox, with a lot of my old CS chums, we use it as an excuse to be social, whilst blowing the shit out of each other in games like COD and Battlefield Bad Company etc. So now I have decided to use my skills as a meatshield, grenade catcher, mine tester to best effect and will try TF2 on your servers in due course.

So that’s me, mid 30’s bald, fat, past my prime, if you see my name on the server and you here me ask you a personal question, its not personal, chances are you just killed me and its about to get interesting. Im not going to name drop but I know possibly 2 people in your clan both are the sames age as myself. The firs is blonde (unless going grey) dry witted, but can have giggle fits, hes a Dad now and very proud of it, also has a cute bum. The other is, well a mad ginger person.

See you soon.

[Hzza]

The other is a mad ginger person.

No idea who that could be...

Welcome aboard sir, stay away from the poop deck, we take things very literally around here.

[mode_seven]

The other is a mad ginger person.

No idea who that could be...

Nah, haven't the foggiest.

Welcome, sounds like you'll fit right in.

...take that as you will.

[Millicent Bystander]

My online name is Earthy, I am and lets be honest an old overweight gamer, going bald and in need of glasses, my reactions are slower, my aim is rubbish and I spray and pray when I can.

Another engineer/heavy in the making then

Welcome and congrats on the longest intro ever

[Tommy the Cat]

Good afternoon sir, look forward to seeing you on the server.

I could have sworn there was something about mad ginger's in the terms + conditions...

[DeadlyAvenger]

Hello Matey - Thanks for the (long ) intro post.

Nice to have you with us and look forward to seeing you on the server.

[r007]

Sounds like you fit right in. Welcome aboard.

[PapaFade]

'Bout fookin time Now get that PC up lard arse and we'll get ya back in fightin' trim

[HeX]

And what about me, or do i not count now? If i'm ever on your paintball team again, i'll shoot you myself!!

love you earthy

[Earthy]

Who the bloody hell are you?


hang on just worked out your female... praise be the internets./


Bra Size, please. that may seem like a leading question, howebver I only ask because 3 women from online have come to paintball with me, the fourth well I just paid her to shoot me in the balls with a paintball gun ( freshly shaved and I wanted to see if the pubes had provided a cushioning effect, sadly they had as it really really hurt freshly shaved)

Anyways from your Bra Size I can determin which of those women you are, allthough I am now going to be really confused if your not who I think you are, then I am going to be getting some strange messages.

[scroggage]

I lol'd.

Welcome, old-timer. Careful how you speak to HeX. Some say she can shoot paintballs through the internet.

[Sk1nn3d]

Ellooo!

Yeah, The Chess Master can beat your ass if needed

[Power]

Applauded for sorting your female friends by bra sizes.

[Magathery]

HALLAYLOOYA!

Hello and welocme fella

Three weeks you say? Excellent! There is an ePeen thread in here some where for gratuitus geek porn.


/Waves

[Lullaby]

Hello there Thanks for the lif(v?)e-story
And I agree with the WoW thing.. when the Add-Ons came out everything got.. stupid.

Have fun

PS: How can someone ever call Rippy a mad person?

PPS: oh wait..mad is also something like crazy right?