That's a good point Earthy. When the hell was it that we last played an FPS together? Must be a few good years when you, me & Fade were still in [SHITE]. Please don't tell me how manny years ago that was. I might start to feel my age.
Fingers crossed for the rebuild mate. Would be nice to see you on the servers. This is my long stretch with the work rota, so there is no guatanteeing that I'll be on.
In that eventuallity, here are a couple of WDG server survival hints...
1) If it has a spade, a name begining with "B" and is charging towards you. Expect iminent death.
2) If "TP" is on the opposite team, then do not move in a straight line for more that 2 seconds. Expect repeated death.
3) If it's double jumping towards you making excited "Meow!" noises. Expect iminent death.
4) If the heavy is called "Junta", do not attempt to back stab as a spy. The target is too paranoid.
5) Goosing is perfictly leagal.
6) Stickies that are a different colour to your uniform are not your friends.
7) There is no fiendluy fire. If your spidy sence starts going off, don't be afraid to give it a shot or two.
I'm sure there are many more guid lines. I'll leave them up to other people to fill you in


Either run away or stand and fight, don't change your mind half way through the engagement. The best players know exactly which fights to pick.
9) Don't directly attack a heavy being healed by a medic.
10) Always kill the medic first
11) If you are getting killed multiple times on the same part of the map change classes.
12) If you aren't sure of which class to choose go medic
13) Melee weapons are suprisingly effective.
14) In Advanced Options choose the widest POV possible (70% I think), auto reload and ummm a few more which I can't remember