Thanks everyone

I had a very special day.
In the morning at work we had a boiler inspection. The boiler man found a redundant pipe running all through the kitchen from the boiler that hadn't been capped off properly. This meant it was still 'live' which meant it still contained gas. If, say, we'd had workmen in who'd decided to cut through it, the entire day centre would have been full of gas! The consequences could have been literally earthshaking

We also had a Fire Risk Assessment. The chap arrived at 9.30 and didn't leave until past 3. I saw him at lunchtime and his little face was flushed and his eyes were bright. I think he was finding us seriously juicy. He said usually he'd take about 2 hours but we were far more complicated so it was taking him much longer.
He was going to go through his findings with us, but we were interrupted by one of the users accusing another of stealing his coat. Oh dear. It got heated. He accused us of siding with the 'thief', we knew the coat was his, we had it's details on our computer (not a good sign). We hadn't. He cursed, swore, refused to see his f***in social worker or psychiatrist, then left. Which allowed us to release the 'thief' from the computer room where he'd locked himself in with a cup of tea we'd made for him. Two sugars.
Good times.
This evening it was down to the pub for a tasty dinner (apple and mixed berry crumble for the win). Tomorrow it's dinner with the parents. On Friday it's drinks after work, though not birthday drinks, it's people leaving drinks. Should be diverting! A load of increasingly drunk middle-aged lesbians getting flirty and grabbing each others boobs! Or that's what I hear about our senior management
