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« on: August 10, 2010, 10:35:19 AM »
Last night I got one step closer to a life long dream, last night I got chatting to a lovely lady just down the road from me, now the important thing about this lady is that she is a little person, a midget, a dwarf,  a Defender of Rainbows.

Now I am not saying I want to shag this midget, coz well that would be wrong, but I am trying to find out if she has a brother.  No I don’t want to shag him either you sick pervs.

Most people have a mate called Dave, or they know a bloke in the pub called Dave. Me I want a midget/dwarf friend called Dave (he will have to change his name by deedpoll) We can then have excellent adventures together saving the world, righting wrongs, we can defend the rainbows and keep the magic alive in our world.

Ahhh its my dream to have a midget/dwarf mate, who I could hoist up to put on a bar stool, who I could put on my shoulders and he can use a camcorder at the window of the gym’s ladies dressing rooms, we could have so many adventures, me a giant him my little sidekick a minime of sorts.

Anyways that’s my hope,  I offered the job to Warwick Davies on Facebook but he rejected my offer, he thought i was a bit strange in the head.

For my 30th I wanted a dwarf dressed as tom jones singing sex bomb with a giant codpiece, but did any of my mates come through for me, No...

the Dream is still alive
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« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2010, 11:54:36 AM »
I've got a particular affinity for Loran dwarve women but my mrs knows this so she keeps me away from girlz more vertically challenged than I am Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2010, 12:25:09 PM »
dude you can hire dwarves if you really want

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« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2010, 12:31:21 PM »
I am trying to work out, how long I should leave it before asking how I can find the secret doorway to the magic kingdom.
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« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2010, 01:00:09 PM »
Don't leave it too long. He who hesitates...masturbates
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« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2010, 01:02:02 PM »
Quote from: Nineblade on August 10, 2010, 01:00:09 PM
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« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2010, 01:35:07 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2010, 02:02:46 PM »
Quote from: Zarf on August 10, 2010, 02:00:10 PM
Found out today that i might actually be getting my jobseekers money after all Smiley I had my first 2 week meeting today and the guy there said it had been approved and I should get 3 weeks of backdated allowance going in sometime this week.
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I don't not pay tax yet so you can sit around playing Starcraft all day, GET A JOB YOU HIPPIE!

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« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2010, 02:05:37 PM »
Quote from: tommythecat on August 10, 2010, 02:02:46 PM
Quote from: Zarf on August 10, 2010, 02:00:10 PM
Found out today that i might actually be getting my jobseekers money after all Smiley I had my first 2 week meeting today and the guy there said it had been approved and I should get 3 weeks of backdated allowance going in sometime this week.
Cheesy

Might buy myself SC2.


I don't not pay tax yet so you can sit around playing Starcraft all day, GET A JOB YOU HIPPIE!
I Posted in the wrong thread :/ I have actually applied for several jobs, waiting to hear back.
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« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2010, 02:08:35 PM »
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knowsssss I'm miserable nowwwwwwww.
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« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2010, 02:10:32 PM »
Quote from: Brahms on August 10, 2010, 02:08:35 PM
I was looking for a job and then I found a jobbbbbbb, and heaven
knowsssss I'm miserable nowwwwwwww.

Truth.

But then I was shovelling horse poo whilst I was unemployed which was also pretty damn miserable, as was the whole being unemployed and trying to keep up with mortgage repayments! Life is hard, sucks.
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« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2010, 02:10:46 PM »
Quote from: Brahms on August 10, 2010, 02:08:35 PM
I was looking for a job and then I found a jobbbbbbb, and heaven
knowsssss I'm miserable nowwwwwwww.

Quick! Where is Junta?

Also I noticed he took his photo down from the WDG image board.
WTF.
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« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2010, 03:19:23 PM »
Quote from: Brahms on August 10, 2010, 02:08:35 PM
I was looking for a job and then I found a jobbbbbbb, and heaven
knowsssss I'm miserable nowwwwwwww.


You should get a job writing horoscopes, they'd be hilarious.
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