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« Reply #120 on: June 23, 2010, 04:28:46 PM » |
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Studying seems to have payed off.*
*It cost the British tax payer approximately £20k at a guess to reach this standard Fixed. Bastard students.
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« Reply #121 on: June 23, 2010, 04:32:23 PM » |
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quiet taxpayer. and apart from any scholarship monies (my guess £3k mebbe) he'll have to pay it all back along with his taxes, as punishment.
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« Reply #122 on: June 23, 2010, 04:51:14 PM » |
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Back ontopic, EVERYONE GO PLAY TAG: THE POWER OF PAINT RIGHT NOW. Then watch the Portal 2 E3 trailer and thank me for bringing you the future early.
Not surprisingly: Valve hired the Tag Team some time ago
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« Reply #123 on: June 23, 2010, 04:52:59 PM » |
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Also back on track: I wonder how much of the Portal 2 stuff will end up in Episode 3 seeing as Aperture seems scheduled to feature prominently...
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« Reply #124 on: June 23, 2010, 06:54:50 PM » |
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Before Portal 2 I would has guess that Gordon finds the Portal Gun. Now I wonder if he meets the chick carrying the Portal Gun. Then weird and passionate love making ensues, leading 9 minutes later to the birth of a Gravity-Portal-Gun (Gravtal Gun? Portity Gun?). Then Gordon confesses that his heart belongs to Alyx after all, that this was a regrettable mistake but that they could stay friends and fight the combine together. The game climaxes in a catfight between the Portal chick and Alyx over Gordon while he has to fight off all kind of evil creatures. It all ends in a surprising turn of events when the G-Man is revealed to be the Dad of the Portal Chick.
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« Reply #125 on: June 23, 2010, 07:03:18 PM » |
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Portal chick = announcer?
Portal chick = Alyxs mum?
Portal chick = pyro?
Theories are fun.
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« Reply #126 on: June 23, 2010, 07:08:36 PM » |
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Freeman sweet talking cleo (celo? something like that) without using words would be kinda awesome.
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« Reply #127 on: June 23, 2010, 07:13:54 PM » |
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Chell you fool! And Freeman can't speak, hes the strong, silent type, remember?
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« Reply #128 on: June 23, 2010, 07:39:55 PM » |
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Then weird and passionate love making ensues, leading 9 minutes later to the birth of a Gravity-Portal-Gun (Gravtal Gun? Portity Gun?).
You had me at portal sex tea. Ripsaw and nine should have some fun with that idea.
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« Reply #129 on: June 29, 2010, 10:18:36 AM » |
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FUCK YOU VALVE, ALWAYS RELEASING NEW SHIT WHEN I'M AT WORK! SPOILERS LIVE WITHIN, ARTICLE IS SAFE, VIDEO/COMMENTS MIGHT NOT BE ALSO, CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS!
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« Reply #130 on: June 29, 2010, 10:52:07 AM » |
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the voice on the thing sounds a bit off to me, like a bad voice actor but apart from that i made a sex wee in my pants.
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« Reply #131 on: June 29, 2010, 11:05:53 AM » |
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Nothing new in that video  And the voice is a placeholder of an animator or something like that.
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« Reply #132 on: June 29, 2010, 02:05:57 PM » |
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I really liked the voice of the eye robot thingy. Hope if they replace it it's similar.
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« Reply #133 on: June 29, 2010, 02:36:45 PM » |
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I really liked the voice of the eye robot thingy. Hope if they replace it it's similar.
I find it really annoying actually.
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« Reply #134 on: June 29, 2010, 02:47:58 PM » |
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I know it's gonna have a british accent in the final product (cant remember the source), but when I first saw it during E3 I assumed it was just a placeholder as well. As disco said, there's just something a bit "off" about it
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