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« on: February 05, 2010, 03:25:44 PM »

So, here we go, epic shoutbox convos go here, forever to be remembered. Some of this stuff is too funny to fall off the page so Ima going to archive the shit out of it, starting with todays banter!

Due to the nature of the shoutbox, all conversations apear with the newest posts at the top, so start at the bottom and work your way up otherwise it will make no sense at all. Sometimes even starting at the bottom will make no sense and you will have just had to have been there for it to be funny.
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The shoutbox ponders abda's chest.
abda
June 09, 2011, 09:16:30 PM
Everybody wants that.
Leftism
June 09, 2011, 08:42:57 PM
You want Abda fondling your chest? O.o
Tommy the Cat
June 09, 2011, 07:18:24 PM
I WANT ONE
BarryAv
June 09, 2011, 05:50:47 PM
Don't be simple Tommy, that sounds like one of those bloody electric belts for toning your abs
Tommy the Cat
June 09, 2011, 05:13:38 PM
ABSTER Cool
Tommy the Cat
June 09, 2011, 05:13:24 PM
HIPDA!?
CruelCow
June 09, 2011, 02:09:20 PM
Hipster abda Tongue
abda
June 09, 2011, 01:51:46 PM
Love how TB got so popular nowadays. I used to listen to his WoWshows over on Wcradio.com years ago Cheesy
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The shoutbox ponders pros and cons of watercooling.
TheBeau
03 January 2011, 00:01:13
Aight, cool.

Get it? COOL LOL
Brahms
02 January 2011, 23:19:21
Microwaves are bit of a waste of money IMO, the bottleneck for most people isn't water molecules but other stuff. Wait till more water based foods are out before spending the cash.
Power
02 January 2011, 22:53:10
I think you should put your microwave into a filled bathtub (also known as submerging in hardcore cooling communities). The water inside the microwave will heat up, but the water outside of it, will cool the microwave (and the water inside it) off again.
claws
02 January 2011, 22:39:30
sounds good, it'll definitely stop the water heating up
TheBeau
02 January 2011, 22:31:17
Problem with microwaves is that they heat water up. Should I watercool my microwave or is this a bad idea?
Lazzars
02 January 2011, 22:19:18
pretty good if you want a pot noodle though
Power
02 January 2011, 22:18:34
Also about Microwave ovens in general. They are nice if you just want to heat something up, but you can't really put any high-end material, like GeRaffe GTX 580 in it or anything.
Lazzars
02 January 2011, 22:12:49
you only need fans on the windows,
Power
02 January 2011, 22:10:12
It's way too expensive guys, I don't need that high performance nor multitasking, I usually cook one dish at a time and that isn't even high definition dish. Tempted to just let the front door open and put a fan in front of it, especially in the summer.
Brahms
02 January 2011, 22:08:57
Hey, just found this site where you give them your email address and they sent you a free Bosh Microwave oven, seems legit.
claws
02 January 2011, 22:08:13
tbh solid state is best, you can't cook much but it's super fast
Lazzars
02 January 2011, 22:06:09
you using gas or fan? gas is higher spec but takes ages to get up to speed, fan is more efficient
Power
02 January 2011, 22:04:26
Alright guys, I put some toothpaste into the oven since I didn't have strawberry jello, but it is running cooler now. Also smells nice.
CruelCow
02 January 2011, 21:56:56
Not if you're using the new pre-heat(tm) technique, but only the newest high-end ovens have that feature.
claws
02 January 2011, 21:52:18
200c idle is way too high, it should be about 20c
Power
02 January 2011, 21:48:05
What temps are okay for an oven, guys? Mine is like 200°C idle and 350°C under load (pizza).
Lazzars
02 January 2011, 21:34:29
don't need to cool your kitchen unless you overclock your oven
claws
02 January 2011, 21:33:05
if you're serious about cooling better to use the freezer. the best kind of ice is probably arctic, pm me for more details
Power
02 January 2011, 21:28:53
Actually, if you turn off your fridge it will produce the needed water automatically. It's a fallback safety mechanism built into all air cooled kitchens.
TheBeau
02 January 2011, 21:15:53
Thinking of watercooling my kitchen to keep stuff cool. Seems better than a fridge, thoughts?
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The shoutbox ponders credit card protection and freebies.
Tommy the Cat
28 December 2010, 23:53:46
GG's tonight guys

also LOL @ black. still.
TheBeau
28 December 2010, 20:56:48
i'll stop
TheBeau
28 December 2010, 20:56:00
i can tell u but first credit card info then free imac lol ez np gogo
Millicent Bystander
28 December 2010, 20:54:46
Which pills?  Uppers or Downers?
Brahms
28 December 2010, 20:39:38
It's the sort of thing that people tend to look into at least once. Like those pills I keep getting emailed about. Except the pills really do work.
Bl4ck
28 December 2010, 19:52:11
It is funny, and taking the mic is fine, but some people seem to have taken it pretty badly.
Tommy the Cat
28 December 2010, 19:50:12
We know man. Just this is funny.
Bl4ck
28 December 2010, 19:43:48
TBF, I wasn't trying to irritate people, nor catch them in a scam. I was just inquiring about a link.
Brahms
28 December 2010, 19:36:58
I got a free imac, but I had to go into the store and give the guy money for it first
Sonic4Ever
28 December 2010, 19:15:35
bl4ck epic trolling adventures continue
claws
28 December 2010, 19:06:57
o yh it wks wiv passwds too look : XXXXXX
Hzza
28 December 2010, 19:03:25
Website blocks credit card numbers, you guys try nao
Hzza
28 December 2010, 19:03:08
XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX
TheBeau
28 December 2010, 18:56:42
KK I giv u credit card and we all get free imac yes? then u giv credit card we get imacs 2x lol ez np gogo
Tommy the Cat
28 December 2010, 18:51:17
and give us your credit card details
abda
28 December 2010, 17:32:46
Only if you give us free iMacs
Sonic4Ever
28 December 2010, 17:21:06
stop trollin
TheBeau
28 December 2010, 16:43:35
no guys lol just follow these ez steps first enter credit card info then i tell you next step lol srs it work lol np ez gogo
Lazzars
28 December 2010, 15:35:24
you have to scam plenty of people like black until you have over a grand
abda
28 December 2010, 15:29:35
New meme
Brahms
28 December 2010, 15:25:32
Anyone know where I can get a free imac?
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The shoutbox ponders punctuation and the keyboard, and then dies, horribly....
scroggage
06 September 2010, 16:29:52
I have actually run out
claws
06 September 2010, 16:28:44
and now for something completely different
Hzza
06 September 2010, 16:28:23
Gimmie a break, when will it end...

*is dead*
claws
06 September 2010, 16:27:08
even *i* am on the verge of suicide now
scroggage
06 September 2010, 16:27:01
All Hzza is trying to do is find a Negation of all my puns
scroggage
06 September 2010, 16:24:00
Hahaha! Ok, I'll find a differnt source of info - an Alternate Graph
Hzza
06 September 2010, 16:23:17
Get off of wikipedia Scrog!
scroggage
06 September 2010, 16:21:54
Our German members on the other hand, they have a cute accent.
Nineblade
06 September 2010, 16:20:16
I think it's f8 that brought us together
claws
06 September 2010, 16:20:14
Yup, it left me in a comma
Hzza
06 September 2010, 16:19:41
I CAN'T GO ON, LEAVE ME HERE, GO ON WITHOUT ME...
scroggage
06 September 2010, 16:19:31
Sorry Nick. It's because you're northern, so you have a grave accent
Hzza
06 September 2010, 16:19:24
Don't know what to get my God daughter for her birthday; a doll or sign...?
Nineblade
06 September 2010, 16:17:54
I did that one less than an hour ago
scroggage
06 September 2010, 16:17:48
There really can't be much left on the menu
claws
06 September 2010, 16:13:52
nine sent me a reward - i said that's a POS trophy
Hzza
06 September 2010, 16:13:41
I've decided to start a new business making T Shirts. All I need now is a print screen...

*is spent*
scroggage
06 September 2010, 16:13:31
He's right, I think we've crossed the vertical line.
LtMama
06 September 2010, 16:12:19
STOP! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP!

http://facemelt.us/mo_82.jpg
Hzza
06 September 2010, 16:12:16
Yeah, mine was terrible though
scroggage
06 September 2010, 16:11:56
Hahahaha!
Sorry Hz and Nick, I see a girl outside. I'll circum flex my muscles for her.
Nineblade
06 September 2010, 16:11:01
ninja'd!!!

Nineblade
06 September 2010, 16:10:41
I think claws started all this. You owe us an explanation Mark
Hzza
06 September 2010, 16:10:02
I already did that one Scrog, we need to get all that shelfish off of him so we can ex clam nation Mark...
scroggage
06 September 2010, 16:07:29
Oh he's still going! He's like a man possessed! Claws seems like he might ask something... do you have a question Mark?
DeadlyAvenger
06 September 2010, 16:07:21
Yeah - stop filling up my database with your terrible puns!
Hzza
06 September 2010, 16:05:49
We nearly ran out of space!
Nineblade
06 September 2010, 16:05:30
That was deffo the longest ever WDG shoutbox pun run
Hzza
06 September 2010, 16:05:11
Anyone else want to enter the fray with some new material?
scroggage
06 September 2010, 16:03:26
Definitely time to End.
Nineblade
06 September 2010, 16:03:19
Come, there are other planets to destroy..
Hzza
06 September 2010, 16:02:22
Our work here is done...
scroggage
06 September 2010, 16:02:12
My favourite book when I was a kid was always Asterisk the gaul...
Nineblade
06 September 2010, 16:01:36
Stares blankly at keyboard.......
Hzza
06 September 2010, 15:59:05
I prefer using alt methods.
Nineblade
06 September 2010, 15:58:09
CV had a security device @i40. Why don't you use Caps lock  Tom
Hzza
06 September 2010, 15:55:47
I'll leave your paperwork in the chest and seal it with the scroll lock.
scroggage
06 September 2010, 15:55:11
Seriously, that's it, I'm going home.
Hzza
06 September 2010, 15:54:55
^.^
Nineblade
06 September 2010, 15:54:38
You're a star Tom
Hzza
06 September 2010, 15:53:49
I paid for my lunch with Americans coins; 1 penny per cent
Nineblade
06 September 2010, 15:52:54
I just built a fence with a post or three
Nineblade
06 September 2010, 15:51:36
i just seen a flock of birds
Hzza
06 September 2010, 15:51:28
Stabbings for girls, I hit people with notices, or as I call it, a pound sign...
Nineblade
06 September 2010, 15:50:57
at least they still function
scroggage
06 September 2010, 15:50:01
Yes I have, Nick, even after they were stabbed by that window's key
Nineblade
06 September 2010, 15:49:42
This is greater than anything
scroggage
06 September 2010, 15:49:07
Now Hzza you can look on us as your equals
Nineblade
06 September 2010, 15:48:49
Will, have you still got ctrl of your  fingers?
Hzza
06 September 2010, 15:47:56
Will we ever be able to escape?!
Nineblade
06 September 2010, 15:47:37
lol @scroggage
Nineblade
06 September 2010, 15:47:20
When's F1 on tele again?
scroggage
06 September 2010, 15:47:12
My hands have gone num, look.
discordance
06 September 2010, 15:47:07
I couldn't find a kitkat I did find some maltteasers though. This one time at band camp
Hzza
06 September 2010, 15:46:36
END!

END!
FFS END!
Nineblade
06 September 2010, 15:46:15
BRB, gotta shift my car
Hzza
06 September 2010, 15:46:02
NO WAIT THAT CAME OUT WRONG!
Hzza
06 September 2010, 15:45:51
Insert a break, insert a KitKat...
Nineblade
06 September 2010, 15:45:20
I just dropped an acid tab and smoked a crack pipe
scroggage
06 September 2010, 15:44:11
I really need to take a pause/break...
Hzza
06 September 2010, 15:42:41
ARROWKEYS!
Nineblade
06 September 2010, 15:42:39
I just made half a fire... I put semi coal on
scroggage
06 September 2010, 15:42:09
Maybe if we scrolled the page down... or maybe the page up...
Nah, I give up I'm fresh out
Hzza
06 September 2010, 15:41:12
FULLSTOP!
Nineblade
06 September 2010, 15:40:37
I think we've exceeded outr pun quota
Hzza
06 September 2010, 15:39:10
HEY MAMA! COLON!
scroggage
06 September 2010, 15:38:11
Sorry, Mama. Where is it you can see your ping in TF2, btw? Is it under score?
Nineblade
06 September 2010, 15:36:56
Which punk d'you hate most Lt?
LtMama
06 September 2010, 15:35:45
That's right, shit up biznitchs
LtMama
06 September 2010, 15:35:28
SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU SHIT THE HELL UP!
Nineblade
06 September 2010, 15:32:15
I take my @ off to you all
claws
06 September 2010, 15:30:33
this is all very karl pilkington/rockbusters
Hzza
06 September 2010, 15:28:25
Just one question Mark though; how'd you brack et?
Nineblade
06 September 2010, 15:28:23
Need to check my fire bucket to make sure there's ample sand
scroggage
06 September 2010, 15:26:49
At least that's a plus
claws
06 September 2010, 15:25:13
i dunno, i think they're going for the caret and stick approach, makes it hard to take a slash too
Hzza
06 September 2010, 15:22:45
How much longer do you have to wear it? 'tilda end of the day or summit?
claws
06 September 2010, 15:18:15
i've got a brace on my wrist...it's 'ampers 'and
Hzza
06 September 2010, 15:10:36
You made a right hash of that claws mate.
claws
06 September 2010, 15:08:47
at least it punctuates the usual quotes. sorry, must dash (my brains out on said desk)
scroggage
06 September 2010, 15:02:25
Amazing! Want shoutbox applauds!
LtMama
06 September 2010, 14:16:32
*slams face on desk*
Hzza
06 September 2010, 13:08:20
Yup, left me in a comma.
Nineblade
06 September 2010, 11:36:21
It was a bad period
Hzza
06 September 2010, 10:44:29
More then likely T
Teatime
06 September 2010, 10:39:13
Haza, you're sure it wasn't because of your tendency to cut yourself at any given opportunity and bleed on the floor?
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The shoutbox ponders vampires. Sorry Lully <3.
Nineblade
12 May 2010, 13:34:12
I'm glad you decided to stop Tom..you were only hurting yourself
Hzza
12 May 2010, 13:30:58
Ok, last one from me, Rasta clothing supplier vampire:

Vlad the 'im Tailor
Hzza
12 May 2010, 13:24:05
Navy vampire: Vlad the In-sailor.

Please don't hurt me
Nineblade
12 May 2010, 13:21:19
Dyslexic vampire: Vald The Impaler
Nineblade
12 May 2010, 13:17:59
rofl
Hzza
12 May 2010, 13:17:27
Albino vampire: Vlad the I'm-paler.
Nineblade
12 May 2010, 13:16:48
Asthmatic vampire: Vlad The Inhaler
tommythecat
12 May 2010, 13:15:52
I'm going to make all the new T-Regs swear a blood oath which makes them unable to join you thieving gypsy bastards.
Nineblade
12 May 2010, 13:15:34
lolz by the bucketfull
Hzza
12 May 2010, 13:13:20
Or the milkmaids helper, Vlad the In-Pail-er
Nineblade
12 May 2010, 13:12:15
We are-a not impreza with thata one Tom
Hzza
12 May 2010, 13:10:09
Theres one about a car as well isn't there? Vlad the Impreza...
Nineblade
12 May 2010, 13:08:06
There's another one out about an antelope with vampire tendencies. It's called Vlad The Impala
Nineblade
12 May 2010, 13:07:11
Something for the vampire lovers to get their teeth into
Hzza
12 May 2010, 12:43:42
Bet the fans will wolf down the tickets.
Nineblade
12 May 2010, 12:42:53
I'm lycan that news

Lullaby
12 May 2010, 12:36:35
Yay third movie of the Twilight saga in the cinema in July. Happy now
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The shoutbox ponders politics and insertion.
Power
11 May 2010, 14:31:41
You can't put ANYTHING in me.
discordance
11 May 2010, 14:25:17
We can't put deadly in power he's shifty.
Hzza
11 May 2010, 13:09:47
I think the redails would be funnier tbh
Teh Fluff
11 May 2010, 13:09:23
derails even...
Teh Fluff
11 May 2010, 13:07:20
The house of commons debate redails would be quite funny.
Teh Fluff
11 May 2010, 13:03:47
I'm not fussy...
DeadlyAvenger
11 May 2010, 13:03:46
Would you really want Me, Papafade & HeX leading the country?
Power
11 May 2010, 13:00:43
Sure we can, who shall the government constist of? Kittycats? Self-aware robots? Professional wrestlers?
Teh Fluff
11 May 2010, 12:56:27
Dear WDG: Please can you form a government as no one else seems to be able to. kthxbai!
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The shoutbox ponders Queen; Power doesn't get it
Millicent Bystander
03 May 2010, 16:48:03
Will not let you go go go go

GUITAR SOLO!
CruelCow
03 May 2010, 16:45:17
nineblade! No, we will not let you go
Nineblade
03 May 2010, 16:42:44
Bad water nooo, we played an hour ago
discordance
03 May 2010, 15:57:13
easy spycheck, easy stab, will you let me stab?
Power
03 May 2010, 15:09:31
BTW. My "real life" post, which started all this, has nothing to do with Bohemian Rhapsody and everything to do with "David after dentist". Now you google this or that. Tongue
Power
03 May 2010, 15:08:01
Well I know what Bohemian Rhapsody is, I just don't know the lyrics. I mean it's a long text. The current hits, like "I've got a feeling" my Black Eyed Peas are so much easier to remember. I think it's actually no more than 5 lines of text.
tommythecat
03 May 2010, 14:28:02
He's just a virgin scout from a virgin family?
CruelCow
03 May 2010, 14:23:59
I'm just a virgin scout, nobody loves me
(google the first few posts power)
Officer Dibble
03 May 2010, 14:22:36
I've lost track of where we are in the song now Sad
Also Power, search Bohemian Rhapsody in youtube
tommythecat
03 May 2010, 14:20:57
Oh Demoman, the pipes, the pipes are calling
Power
03 May 2010, 14:18:03
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE???
claws
03 May 2010, 14:13:36
Aussie man, Aussie man, will you throw your Jarate?
Mr Chug
03 May 2010, 14:06:39
I see the faintest outline of a cloaking spy
tommythecat
03 May 2010, 13:35:29
MAMAAAAA, OOOOOOH

I don't wanna die, I sometimes wish I'd never respawned at all
LtMama
03 May 2010, 13:31:15
Shocked
Chaos
03 May 2010, 13:19:49
but now he's gone and died again, anyway
CruelCow
03 May 2010, 12:54:21
LtMama had just respawned
claws
03 May 2010, 12:50:09
Huntsman sniper, now he's dead...
Millicent Bystander
03 May 2010, 12:46:01
Stuck a FAN against his head...
discordance
03 May 2010, 12:35:25
There must be 5000 ways to die
claws
03 May 2010, 12:23:55
LtMama just killed a man!
CruelCow
03 May 2010, 12:00:56
Because you're easy come, easy go
Power
03 May 2010, 11:52:27
There is the refrain! Since I don't know what song this is, I'll just assume that you all are just freestyle-rapping. Badly.
Millicent Bystander
03 May 2010, 11:42:07
He's just a poor boy, he need no sympathy
claws
03 May 2010, 11:35:32
Look up to the skies and see (me almost posting the same thing as Nine did)
Nineblade
03 May 2010, 11:35:00
Beau.. open your eyes
CruelCow
03 May 2010, 11:26:57
No escape from reality
Basingstoked
03 May 2010, 11:26:36
I find it highly unlikely any of these questions or statements have any validity or purpose. Please refrain.
Nineblade
03 May 2010, 11:09:27
caught in a landslide
claws
03 May 2010, 11:03:48
Is this just fantasy?
Power
03 May 2010, 10:57:15
Is this real life?
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The shoutbox ponders Microsoft, caps lock and beards
Hzza
09 April 2010, 13:56:06
BEEEEEEARD!
CruelCow
09 April 2010, 13:55:45
http://holycrapthatsfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/caps_lock.jpg
Hzza
09 April 2010, 13:54:26
NVM
Hzza
09 April 2010, 13:54:03
Shit son, now you just gone and broke my heart
Twiggeh
09 April 2010, 13:53:59
ah im just kidding m'duck you're begging for a big man hug at i40
Twiggeh
09 April 2010, 13:53:23
Funnier shoutbox? Here's a joke for you:


HZZA

lawl
Lazzars
09 April 2010, 13:51:42
ALSO

http://www.myimg.us/images/04.09.10/13138.jpg
Hzza
09 April 2010, 13:51:36
lul Lazz
Lazzars
09 April 2010, 13:51:02
http://www.myimg.us/images/04.09.10/13137.jpg
Hzza
09 April 2010, 13:43:38
Too much coffee, not enough work, impending weekend. Also, caps make shoutbox posts funnier.
CruelCow
09 April 2010, 13:40:46
General Ackbar? What are you on, and where can I get it?
Hzza
09 April 2010, 13:39:07
BILL GATES LOOKS A BIT LIKE THAT ALIEN IN STAR WARS THAT SAYS ITS A TARP IN THAT PICTURE THATS IN THE WIKI ARTICLE THAT CRUELCOW LINKED TO
CruelCow
09 April 2010, 13:38:20
Sorry, not anymore: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_gates
Hzza
09 April 2010, 13:34:38
BILL GATES HAS SHIT GLASSES.
Power
09 April 2010, 13:33:05
Wow... it is apparently really hard to mock microsoft nowadays!
Hzza
09 April 2010, 13:21:02
Aye, same, its a bit resource-hungry, but other then that I've had no real issues...
Junta
09 April 2010, 13:20:06
See, I don't have any problem with Vista tbh
CruelCow
09 April 2010, 12:14:23
Information wants to be free, code wants to be wrong.
Millicent Bystander
09 April 2010, 12:12:38
I would like to point out though that Vista is a big pile of steaming poo
Millicent Bystander
09 April 2010, 12:11:24
Without windows there would be no TF2.  

.....And Apple would rule the world
claws
09 April 2010, 11:02:34
I could rage about so many MS things, but most of it is so nerdy nobody would know what I'm talking about
Power
09 April 2010, 10:55:36
Save that for the "Software Underappreciation"-Day, you!
claws
09 April 2010, 10:15:18
all software is rubbish. ALL OF IT
Nineblade
09 April 2010, 09:54:58
Thank fuck for Microsoft - it gives the geek fanboys summink to mock
Power
09 April 2010, 09:43:18
Microsoft Mockery Fail...
Junta
09 April 2010, 09:36:09
Microsoft stuff earns me a living!
It may not be the greatest, but I get on well with it.. mostly... with the odd rage
Power
09 April 2010, 09:07:06
There we go, a bit too civil, though. I expected more of you, Hzza. Something like: IF MICROSOFT WOULD MAKE A PRODUCT THAT IS SUPPOSED TO TASTE LIKE SHIT, IT WOULD TASTE LIKE ICECREAM!
Hzza
09 April 2010, 09:04:00
MICROSOFT MAKE SHODDY SOFTWARE AND THE GUI'S LEAVE ALOT TO BE DESIRED!
Power
09 April 2010, 08:40:44
So far I've seen no evidence to prove it, even for today, which is the Microsoft Mockery Day.
claws
09 April 2010, 08:10:36
Isn't every day microsoft mockery day?
Power
09 April 2010, 08:05:23
Who wants to go first? Come on!
Power
09 April 2010, 07:50:14
After the failure, that the "Don't post in the Shoutbox"-Day was, today is a day, which is unlikely for us to fail: The Microsoft Mockery-Day!
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The shoutbox ponders superpowers and hotel prices
Power
06 April 2010, 17:58:10
Can't we just chop his hands off? Is probably cheaper than searching for place for Faraday to stay at, while we're using his cage?
DeadlyAvenger
06 April 2010, 17:48:13
If he's going to i40, i'll take a Faraday cage to put him in so he doesn't ruin all our computers!
Power
06 April 2010, 17:45:57
Put a "Disguised underground supervillain" tag on that shit!
Zarf
06 April 2010, 17:03:58
Hzza = Dr. Magneto?
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The shoutbox ponders space and Soviet Russia
Brahms
09 March 2010, 12:07:18
As long as you use push to talk it's fine.
Power
09 March 2010, 12:00:37
What about intercom? Surely that makes it possible for others to hear you scream? Annoying though!
Brahms
09 March 2010, 11:57:45
In space, no one can hear you scream. And as long as you're wearing that helmet,  they can't tell if you've been crying either.
Power
09 March 2010, 11:57:19
In Neutral Space oxygen needs you.
Hzza
09 March 2010, 11:54:27
SHUTUP!
Power
09 March 2010, 11:53:57
Snow in space?
Hzza
09 March 2010, 11:51:13
No John, thats SPACE mate.

Or Nineblades bedroom, easy to get them mixed up.
Junta
09 March 2010, 11:49:40
In Soviet Russia, they have snow. And nobody can hear you scream.
Brahms
09 March 2010, 11:48:00
In Soviet Russia, Stalin killed around twenty million people.
Power
09 March 2010, 11:38:53
In soviet russia, box shouts at you
Hzza
09 March 2010, 11:30:43
In Soviet Russia Vladimir Russienko's GET RUSSIAN plan plans you.
Brahms
09 March 2010, 11:27:53
Don't listen to Power, I've been on Vladimir Russienko's GET RUSSIAN plan for just fourteen minutes, and I'm already feeling the effects of how Russian I am!

WANT RESULTS? GET RUSSIAN FAST WITH VLADIMIR.
Power
09 March 2010, 11:19:07
Hi guys! It's me! Your favourite russian!

You may envy me, because I'm russian and have a funny accent, but when you try being russian, IS NOT POSSIBLE!
Junta
09 March 2010, 11:17:18
Indeed Brahms
Brahms
09 March 2010, 11:14:57
Hi guys! It's me! Brahms!

You may envy me because I'm unemployed and don't have to work, but if you try being unemployed, it actually sucks!

TRUFAX!
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The shoutbox ponders boys that look like girls, the abyss and Brahms new TV show
hawt!
08 March 2010, 00:17:16
CruelCow kameos as the Austrian when a family of 5 are discovered in a neighbours secret basement.
Junta
07 March 2010, 23:49:29
Brahms....a new 12 part TV show
Next week... he deals with a randy next door neighbour and a violent dog!
Brahms
07 March 2010, 21:10:13
I saw my future, and my future's bright.

The brightness is due to incredibly flames.
Nineblade
07 March 2010, 19:03:38
I fell face down in the gutter and you were looking up at me

Teatime
07 March 2010, 18:59:36
Me!
Officer Dibble
07 March 2010, 17:33:46
Did you see anything interesting?
Brahms
07 March 2010, 17:24:46
I've been too busy staring into the abyss to post anything here.
Power
07 March 2010, 16:27:52
No one wrote anything for a while. This is unacceptable.
Brahms
06 March 2010, 17:39:06
I'd rather not, thanks.
claws
06 March 2010, 17:12:24
but they have long hair, so if you squint you can pretend they're girls!
Torgue
06 March 2010, 16:37:26
By sexy girlz, he means skinny college boys who sweat profusely
Chaos
06 March 2010, 16:34:02
I was on server 1 as much as I could mate

Was out playin guitar to sexy girlz
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The shoutbox ponders spambots and double shifts
Junta
05 March 2010, 14:17:26
*This shout box is down for routine maintenance*
claws
05 March 2010, 13:59:31
DOUBLE SHIFT FTL
Teh Fluff
05 March 2010, 13:58:40
Rude not too...
Hzza
05 March 2010, 13:54:50
DOUBLE SH!T FTW!
Well it is Friday.
Teh Fluff
05 March 2010, 13:53:52
DOUBLE SHOT FTW! Well it is Friday.
Junta
05 March 2010, 13:50:41
DOUBLE SHOUT FTW!
Hzza
05 March 2010, 13:28:35
DOUBLE SHOUT FTW!
Hzza
05 March 2010, 13:24:56
WHEY! Real people FTW!
Hzza
05 March 2010, 13:24:56
WHEY! Real people FTW!
Junta
05 March 2010, 13:24:31
Geliths is real. Met him on the Tf2 server

Hzza
05 March 2010, 10:44:06
Geliths a real dude, I have faith in this one, DONT PROVE ME WRONG DUDE!
claws
05 March 2010, 10:41:35
coolbloggerr gone, BOOM!
DeadlyAvenger
05 March 2010, 10:36:39
Yeah - my car broke down so I got another one, Insurance said I could drive any car (and I rang up and checked) and I had an accident and turns out it wasn't valid - I was very much WTF.
Hzza
05 March 2010, 10:27:22
Savage Deadly, turns out my dad wanted me off of his policy, took me off and forgot to tell me. Wasn't until I went to get my MoT/tax they told me I didn't have any insurance! So lucky I didn't get shafted!
DeadlyAvenger
05 March 2010, 10:25:52
And I got caught without insurance (totally accidentally - I thought I was insured) and got 6 points and a fine. Had to re-take my test
Hzza
05 March 2010, 10:14:46
Wouldn't worry about it Milli, I drove around for a year without insurance once...
Millicent Bystander
05 March 2010, 10:13:41
In trouble, forgot to check MOT on family car, ran out 2 weeks ago.
Nineblade
05 March 2010, 09:47:12
I lol'd @ Tea's rage quit

Hzza
05 March 2010, 09:16:21
Money says coolbloggerr is a spambot, PROVE ME WRONG WITH A WELCOME POST .
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The shoutbox ponders sticks
Nineblade
23 February 2010, 11:48:38
I don't think it was Twiggehs fault actually...it was R007
Power
23 February 2010, 11:48:33
No problem young padawan, we'll just have to use The Horse.
Junta
23 February 2010, 11:46:41
oh dear god no! Don't encourage him!

Besides.. he'll want sign-ups to walk his plank next...

Then it will be "erection" of the woodwork...

Then...

Then....

*runs*
Nineblade
23 February 2010, 11:46:39
I tend not to think too much Paul..it goes against the grain
Power
23 February 2010, 11:40:48
I guess you really took the time to think about things you could do with your wood.
Nineblade
23 February 2010, 11:38:13
Sorry..just me being a plank
Power
23 February 2010, 11:34:54
What the hell just happened?
Hzza
23 February 2010, 11:33:44
CCCCCCCCCombo breaker
Nineblade
23 February 2010, 11:29:43
face palm
Nineblade
23 February 2010, 11:28:23
I bet it was Twiggeh
Nineblade
23 February 2010, 11:27:51
Did a spy sap it?
Nineblade
23 February 2010, 11:26:55
If you posted that on the internet they'd say you were barking mad
Nineblade
23 February 2010, 11:26:01
At which branch did the incident occur?

Nineblade
23 February 2010, 11:25:24
I still wouldn't beleaf it
Nineblade
23 February 2010, 11:24:27
...unless tree fellas witnessed it..maybe two fellas would be sufficient
Nineblade
23 February 2010, 11:23:25
It wood be a lie!
Hzza
23 February 2010, 10:52:57
Unless it comes up on my RSS feed, it never happened.
Power
23 February 2010, 10:44:15
If a tree falls in the office and there is no internet acess to post about it, did it really happen?
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Not shoutbox related, but Cruel thought it belonged here anyway.
Not shoutbox, but it belongs here:
S'ok faggy, I LIKE shit Wink.
Lets run away together.
I get to be the man though.
Fair enough. That means you have to shower me in treasures while I be a total bitch.
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The shoutbox ponders IE
Power
16 February 2010, 15:27:08
This ass cannot be displayed at the moment. Check your internet connection and try again.
Hzza
16 February 2010, 15:16:55
Fuck IE in its stupid ass!
Junta
16 February 2010, 15:14:09
Your IE. No change in forum text size
Hzza
16 February 2010, 15:08:43
Does the text size on the forums keep changing or is my IE fucked up?
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The shoutbox ponders self mutilation and alternate TF2 control schemes.
Power
13 February 2010, 17:08:50
I was wondering about those drifts of yours...
abda
13 February 2010, 16:33:12
Not possible because I play medic with a steering wheel and uber with the pedal
Power
13 February 2010, 15:44:25
Cut off your legs, it's not like (I'm sure you'll agree) we're going anywhere.
Brahms
13 February 2010, 15:21:47
How else am I going to lose weight?
Brahms
13 February 2010, 15:18:38
I damn well hope so, or all those lessons were a total waste of money.
CruelCow
13 February 2010, 13:26:46
Brahms' Head: Will it blend?
Power
13 February 2010, 13:26:08
But will it blend?
Brahms
13 February 2010, 13:21:56
I have to cut pieces off and put them in one at a time.
Power
13 February 2010, 13:19:49
Brahms, is your head small enough to fit into a blender? Or are there some head sized blender industry about, that I wasn't aware of?
abda
13 February 2010, 12:54:53
LETS TALK
Hzza
13 February 2010, 11:55:29
WHEY! Glad I could delay the inevitable mate Wink
Brahms
13 February 2010, 11:38:33
Oh, Hzza. Lovely to see you. Was just about to put my head in the blender, perhaps we can talk at length once I'm done? I trust I will speak to you further in the future.
Hzza
13 February 2010, 11:36:58
OH NOES ITS BRAHMS!
Brahms
13 February 2010, 11:32:03
Good morning shoutbox.
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The shoutbox ponders the Myan Calender and documentaries
Power
09 February 2010, 15:00:21
I hate documentaries.
Hzza
February 09, 2010, 02:59:24 PM
Also

"Gamera also has the ability to fly. Generally, Gamera pulls in his arms, legs, head, and tail into his shell, fires flames out of his arm and leg cavities and spins around like a flying saucer."
Hzza
February 09, 2010, 02:58:29 PM
"The flying monster Gyaos' sonic beam, the alien shark Zigra's paralyzing beam, and the mutant lizard Barugon's rainbow ray cannot penetrate Gamera's shell, shown in the films when he withdraws into his shell to avoid the attacks"

LOL!
DeadlyAvenger
February 09, 2010, 02:57:03 PM
If you want an epic monster movie - watch Gamera: The Guardian of the Universe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e32GJ8HU_W0
Hzza
February 09, 2010, 02:52:17 PM
I had it on the Sky box for about a month but the Mrs deleted it so she could record Americas Next Top Model, fucking sour!
CruelCow
February 09, 2010, 02:48:14 PM
Disco you should watch Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. Yes it is as awesome as it sounds. (I think we got a thread in the forum.)
Power
February 09, 2010, 02:47:45 PM
I don't know, I didn't see King Kong at launch, only saw it about a year later and was a bit shocked about the appearence of the supposedly giant monkey, who turned out to be a normal human, slinging through the jungle, punching himself in the chest and screaming. No wait, that's Tarzan.
Junta
February 09, 2010, 02:37:29 PM
*facepalm*
Hzza
February 09, 2010, 02:36:56 PM
Ah, shit!

Film still sucked ass though, I stopped watching when King Kong went ice skating.
Hzza
February 09, 2010, 02:36:14 PM
Good shoutbox, you nearly let disco compliment the worst movie ever made but stopped him just in time.
discordance
February 09, 2010, 02:35:36 PM
effort into choreographing their stupid giant gorrila vs dinosaur fight scenes
discordance
February 09, 2010, 02:34:38 PM
no because while that was heresy, it still had king kong vs dinosaurs which is a winning kind of stupid. Making a movie about noah's ark and setting it in 3 years time because of a poor assumption about the mayan calender is just lazy, pure accountant thinking. At least the king kong team put some
Hzza
February 09, 2010, 02:30:41 PM
I thought that already happened when Peter Jackson remade King Kong?
discordance
February 09, 2010, 02:29:56 PM
the calender doesnt end, the world still does because that movie was so appalling it brings about the apocalypse
Hzza
February 09, 2010, 02:29:26 PM
Roland Emmerich is going to be pissed
Power
February 09, 2010, 02:17:38 PM
You mean the world doesn't end in 2012? But... but we made a movie and everything!!
discordance
February 09, 2010, 02:14:10 PM
just another urban legend, the long version of the calendar clocks over to the 8th age in 2012 but it doesnt end completely
Power
February 09, 2010, 01:14:48 PM
It's a lot of work, man. Okay?
Hzza
February 09, 2010, 12:59:53 PM
So the end of the world is being fortold as being in 2012 because some lazy Mayan couldn't be arsed to update his calender?!

Maybe we shouldn't keep track of it then.
Power
February 09, 2010, 12:55:34 PM
Mayan calender ended in 2012, because the one responsible for it couldn't be arsed anymore.
Hzza
February 09, 2010, 12:50:51 PM
Someone needs to track these changes, I can't keep up...
Millicent Bystander
February 09, 2010, 12:23:03 PM
It's a conspiracy I tell you.  Either that or it's Jan 12th 2020
Officer Dibble
February 09, 2010, 11:59:32 AM
I thought we wrote off the whole decade.
Hzza
February 09, 2010, 11:53:22 AM
Didn't we write Tuesdays off last week? Who's responsible this?
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The shoutbox ponders poo and a sunny outlook on life.
Junta
05 February 2010, 14:20:58
LOL @ You shoutbox jockeys
Brahms
05 February 2010, 14:19:30
I actually feel pretty cheerful right now. So.

Make a note or something.
Power
05 February 2010, 13:41:56
No, it's "How much tea would you like in your polonium?"
Hzza
05 February 2010, 12:52:59
"Whats that Power, how much pulonium do I want in my tea?"
discordance
05 February 2010, 12:46:16
the russian mafia feels no guilt
Hzza
05 February 2010, 12:36:39
How guilty will you feel if I do wake up dead tomorrow Power, DEAD FROM A BROKEN HEART FROM YOUR BETRAYAL!
Power
05 February 2010, 12:33:08
Well you are a clan admin, you are allowed to get away with hypocracy. One day you'll wake up and notice that you're dead though! Let me make a few calls.
Hzza
05 February 2010, 12:29:41
I AM AWARE OF THE MASSIVE HYPOCRASY IN MY LAST COMMENT, LETS JUST LEAVE IT THERE K?
Hzza
05 February 2010, 12:29:03
I'd ttly kick ur ass Power, I just don't want this website being shut down due to inapropriate content .
Power
05 February 2010, 12:04:41
You're just afraid of losing, but okay.
Hzza
05 February 2010, 12:03:48
Okay, srs hat time, lets not play "What swears can we get away with in the shoutbox" anymore, I can't see it ending well...
Power
05 February 2010, 12:02:11
Buttmunch! (I heard it on TV once or twice!)
discordance
05 February 2010, 11:57:44
donkey boner?
claws
05 February 2010, 11:44:50
if i can't swears i don't want to be part of your revolution
Power
05 February 2010, 11:40:05
I believe it's "Don't fuck around". But not entirely sure.
tommythecat
05 February 2010, 11:38:30
If it feels good, do it.

And Poo. I just wanted to join in. : (
Brahms
05 February 2010, 11:35:05
As long as it's not the other way round.

Here lies Hz: He drowned in sh...

What's the official shoutbox policy on swears?
Hzza
05 February 2010, 11:30:44
Oh John, so naïve, as long as there is air in my lungs, there will be poo in the shoutbox .
Junta
05 February 2010, 11:29:24
Behold. I am here, now in this window to BRING YOU CHEER. And not to mention "poo"... which I've just done. Phail
Brahms
05 February 2010, 11:25:27
This has gone to a weird place.
Hzza
05 February 2010, 11:23:27
You may take my menstration, BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY FAECES!
Power
05 February 2010, 11:08:07
Just you wait, I will come after your poo empire next!
Hzza
05 February 2010, 11:01:00
I think Powers taken my previous title as the most menstrual man in the world .
Power
05 February 2010, 10:56:53
And I'm in a GOOD mood today. Imagine if I had THE WORST mood in the world!
Brahms
05 February 2010, 10:50:16
Don't be such a downer, Power.
Hzza
05 February 2010, 10:49:36
Christ...not needed on a slow, boring Friday mang, might go home and stick my head in the oven!
Power
05 February 2010, 10:46:57
That's more like it. Also happy "one year less till you die" day to Twiggeh and PapaFade, while we're hitting the depressing note.
Millicent Bystander
05 February 2010, 10:44:17
hmm perhaps
Brahms is my grey cloud, my only grey cloud, he makes me depressed when skys are blue...
Power
05 February 2010, 10:41:30
The WORST sunshine EVER!
Hzza
05 February 2010, 10:22:03
Brahms is my sunshine, my only sunshine, he makes me happy, when skies are grey...
Brahms
05 February 2010, 10:18:58
Exactly what you should come to expect on this bitter globe, Power. Exactly what you should expect.
Power
05 February 2010, 08:44:16
Also @Brahms, that's the worst thing I've ever read!
Power
05 February 2010, 08:43:54
Happy Birthday Dave! (see, I'm starting to learn names!)
Teh Fluff
05 February 2010, 07:14:24
Happy Birthday PapaFade!
CruelCow
05 February 2010, 00:17:21
 I'm really tempted to edit this into wikiquotes under Brahms.
Brahms
05 February 2010, 00:09:00
The world is big enough for an infinite amount of things that can be classed as "The Worst"

In fact, some say it contains only things that can be classed like this.
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« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2010, 03:30:34 PM »

To think that some people actually have to work while being at work, while others ...
Sorry Tea, I can't help it. Fridays are normally dead, this one being especially bad as the boss is out!
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« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2010, 03:39:00 PM »

There have been some epic shoutbox conversations that should of been preserved for future generations.  Applauded.

Now, who wants to volunteer to put the above conversation the right way round?
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« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2010, 03:42:21 PM »

Now, who wants to volunteer to put the above conversation the right way round?
NO! IT MUST REMAIN IN SITU!

As part of the preservation process nothing will be changed/edited in any of the conversations kept here. The sacred, uneditable purity of the shotubox is what makes it special, as does having to read it backwards!

edit - also this
That would be THE WORST task EVER.
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« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2010, 03:43:04 PM »

That would be THE WORST task EVER.

EDIT: Also in this thread: Hzza making excuses for being lazy.
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« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2010, 03:44:38 PM »

That would be THE WORST task EVER.
No, the worst task ever probably involves copious amounts of poo... and maybe vomit.
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« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2010, 04:25:34 PM »

Or a programmer who can be arsed and 10 minutes Tongue
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« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2010, 07:58:16 PM »

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Or a programmer who can be arsed and 10 minutes

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Quote from: Brahms - 05 February 2010, 00:09:00
   The world is big enough for an infinite amount of things that can be classed as "The Worst"
   
   In fact, some say it contains only things that can be classed like this.
Quote from: CruelCow - 05 February 2010, 00:17:21
    I'm really tempted to edit this into wikiquotes under Brahms.
Quote from: Teh Fluff - 05 February 2010, 07:14:24
   Happy Birthday PapaFade!
Quote from: Power - 05 February 2010, 08:43:54
   Happy Birthday Dave! (see, I'm starting to learn names!)
Quote from: Power - 05 February 2010, 08:44:16
   Also @Brahms, that's the worst thing I've ever read!
Quote from: Brahms - 05 February 2010, 10:18:58
   Exactly what you should come to expect on this bitter globe, Power. Exactly what you should expect.
Quote from: Hzza - 05 February 2010, 10:22:03
   Brahms is my sunshine, my only sunshine, he makes me happy, when skies are grey...
Quote from: Power - 05 February 2010, 10:41:30
   The WORST sunshine EVER!
Quote from: Millicent Bystander - 05 February 2010, 10:44:17
   hmm perhaps
   Brahms is my grey cloud, my only grey cloud, he makes me depressed when skys are blue...
Quote from: Power - 05 February 2010, 10:46:57
   That's more like it. Also happy "one year less till you die" day to Twiggeh and PapaFade, while we're hitting the depressing note.
Quote from: Hzza - 05 February 2010, 10:49:36
   Christ...not needed on a slow, boring Friday mang, might go home and stick my head in the oven!
Quote from: Brahms - 05 February 2010, 10:50:16
   Don't be such a downer, Power.
Quote from: Power - 05 February 2010, 10:56:53
   And I'm in a GOOD mood today. Imagine if I had THE WORST mood in the world!
Quote from: Hzza - 05 February 2010, 11:01:00
   I think Powers taken my previous title as the most menstrual man in the world .
Quote from: Power - 05 February 2010, 11:08:07
   Just you wait, I will come after your poo empire next!
Quote from: Hzza - 05 February 2010, 11:23:27
   You may take my menstration, BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY FAECES!
Quote from: Brahms - 05 February 2010, 11:25:27
   This has gone to a weird place.
Quote from: Junta - 05 February 2010, 11:29:24
   Behold. I am here, now in this window to BRING YOU CHEER. And not to mention "poo"... which I've just done. Phail
Quote from: Hzza - 05 February 2010, 11:30:44
   Oh John, so naïve, as long as there is air in my lungs, there will be poo in the shoutbox .
Quote from: Brahms - 05 February 2010, 11:35:05
   As long as it's not the other way round.
   
   Here lies Hz: He drowned in sh...
   
   What's the official shoutbox policy on swears?
Quote from: tommythecat - 05 February 2010, 11:38:30
   If it feels good, do it.
   
   And Poo. I just wanted to join in. : (
Quote from: Power - 05 February 2010, 11:40:05
   I believe it's "Don't fuck around". But not entirely sure.
Quote from: claws - 05 February 2010, 11:44:50
   if i can't swears i don't want to be part of your revolution
Quote from: discordance - 05 February 2010, 11:57:44
   donkey boner?
Quote from: Power - 05 February 2010, 12:02:11
   Buttmunch! (I heard it on TV once or twice!)
Quote from: Hzza - 05 February 2010, 12:03:48
   Okay, srs hat time, lets not play "What swears can we get away with in the shoutbox" anymore, I can't see it ending well...
Quote from: Power - 05 February 2010, 12:04:41
   You're just afraid of losing, but okay.
Quote from: Hzza - 05 February 2010, 12:29:03
   I'd ttly kick ur ass Power, I just don't want this website being shut down due to inapropriate content .
Quote from: Hzza - 05 February 2010, 12:29:41
   I AM AWARE OF THE MASSIVE HYPOCRASY IN MY LAST COMMENT, LETS JUST LEAVE IT THERE K?Error: 36 >= 36

Quote from: Power - 05 February 2010, 12:33:08
   Well you are a clan admin, you are allowed to get away with hypocracy. One day you'll wake up and notice that you're dead though! Let me make a few calls.
Quote from: Hzza - 05 February 2010, 12:36:39
   How guilty will you feel if I do wake up dead tomorrow Power, DEAD FROM A BROKEN HEART FROM YOUR BETRAYAL!
Quote from: discordance - 05 February 2010, 12:46:16
   the russian mafia feels no guilt
Quote from: Hzza - 05 February 2010, 12:52:59
   "Whats that Power, how much pulonium do I want in my tea?"
Quote from: Power - 05 February 2010, 13:41:56
   No, it's "How much tea would you like in your polonium?"
Quote from: Brahms - 05 February 2010, 14:19:30
   I actually feel pretty cheerful right now. So.
   
   Make a note or something.
Quote from: Junta - 05 February 2010, 14:20:58
   LOL @ You shoutbox jockeys
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« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2010, 08:15:25 PM »

Well done! Now tell me you did it by hand!
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« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2010, 08:44:26 PM »

Well done! Now tell me you did it by hand!
(Because Power is a great admirer of well done hand jobs)
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« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2010, 09:12:53 PM »

Well done! Now tell me you did it by hand!

Java.

I expect It would have been much neater to use Perl or something.

Code:
import java.io.*;
import java.util.Vector;
import java.util.regex.Pattern;
class FileRead
{
   public static void main(String args[])
  {
      try{
    // Open the file that is the first
    // command line parameter
    FileInputStream fstream = new FileInputStream("c:\\shoutin.txt");
    // Get the object of DataInputStream
    DataInputStream in = new DataInputStream(fstream);
        BufferedReader br = new BufferedReader(new InputStreamReader(in));
    String strLine;
    Vector<String> fileVector = new Vector<String>();
   
    //Read File Line By Line
    while ((strLine = br.readLine()) != null)   {
      // Print the content on the console
      //
      fileVector.add(strLine);
      //System.out.println (fileVector.elementAt(fileVector.size()-1));
    }
    //Close the input stream
    in.close();
    Vector<Integer> entryLine = new Vector<Integer>();
    for(int i=fileVector.size()-1; i>=0 ;i--){
    String regex=".*February 2010.*";    
    String currentLine=fileVector.elementAt(i);
    boolean isMatch = Pattern.matches(regex,currentLine);
    if (isMatch){
    entryLine.add(i-1);
    }
    }
    int entryEnd=(Integer)fileVector.size();
    for(int i=0;i<(Integer)entryLine.size()-1;i++){
    int entry=(Integer)entryLine.elementAt(i);        
    System.out.println("[quote="+(String)fileVector.elementAt(entry)+ " - " + (String)fileVector.elementAt(entry+1)+"]");
    for (int l=entry+2;l<entryEnd;l++){
    System.out.println("\t"+(String)fileVector.elementAt(l));
    }
    int nextEntry=(Integer)entryLine.elementAt(i+1);    
    entryEnd = nextEntry+(entry-nextEntry);
   
    System.out.println("[/quote]");
    }
    }catch (Exception e){//Catch exception if any
      System.err.println("Error: " + e.getMessage());
    }
}
}

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« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2010, 09:51:12 PM »

i dont see how 36>=36 is an error. confused
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« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2010, 10:08:40 PM »

It's java. You need not understand the way the pile of wrapper classes works.
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« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2010, 10:45:49 PM »

well seeing as how its my primary language it would be nice. Incidently I was doing something recently where being able to extend the primitive data types would have been so useful. FU C programmers leaving us with crappy wrappers instead of real objects.
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