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« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2009, 10:46:08 AM » |
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I'll raise your RSJ and suspend it in the beam of a projector displaying a black & white image of the headlights of a volkswagon beetle reflecting off my trouser leg
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Magathery
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« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2009, 10:54:14 AM » |
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I take your neo-modernistic mentalisum art work, flog it on the black market to a collecter with a bad toupea and swim through the mountain of cash it produces.
I raise you 14 blue jelly beans, 2kg of purple belly button fluff and an office stapeler.
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« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2009, 11:35:22 AM » |
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I staple the fluff to the jelly beans in an attempt to cover their bald patches  and draw faces on them. I then name them after all the members of WDG, and proceed to flick them out of my window 12 floors up.... I raise you a mouldy cabbage, a bottle of vodka, and a blonde bird with a massive grin on her face. |
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« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2009, 12:30:43 PM » |
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I mash the cabbage and vodka into a stew and get the blond chick to infiltrate the local hospital as a nurse and feed it to patients.
I raise you a tandem unicycle and 3 acres of the Moon.
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« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2009, 12:35:55 PM » |
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Sell the unicycle and 3 acres of moon to a circus as a clown training area.
I raise you one slightly used space shuttle (assembly required, some water damage)
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I find myself stark naked except for a pair of latex gloves attempting to pull on a pair of red tights on in my parent's spare bedroom.
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« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2009, 12:38:02 PM » |
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I'll fix the rocket ship up and modify it into a submarine, and the use it to highjack the QE2.... always wanted to be a pirate  I raise you a high end PC, Dual screen 24" monitors, 50mb broadband, and unlimited access to the worlds best porn site..... for gays  |
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I like... babies?
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« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2009, 01:23:22 PM » |
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I don't see a problem here?
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Magathery
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« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2009, 02:37:01 PM » |
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I amuse myself by changing the font and color scheam on the PC, eventually becoming board and wandering off.
I raise you a disinterested aboriginal man, 5 tubes of colgate toothpaste and a flock of slightly concussed sparrows.
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« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2009, 03:03:32 PM » |
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I take the sparrows and induce them into a coma by pelting them at my car windscreen.
I raise you one rampant bull that has escaped from the local farm.. and a body spray scent that corresponds to a cow in season....
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« Reply #24 on: August 28, 2009, 03:32:35 PM » |
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I spray the farmers sheepdog with the spray, and watch the bull 'rip' him open, while I laugh myself silly.
I raise you one white dog turd, a plate of cheesburgers, an empty pot of mayonaisse, and a fair full of hungry children.
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« Reply #25 on: August 28, 2009, 03:58:42 PM » |
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I examine the mayonnaise... and it isn't really mayonnaise (produce of Egg). The children are wise and go hungry.
I raise you: an upset dog owner (dog ripped by rampant bull) and a one way virgin train ticket to Birmingham New St
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« Reply #26 on: August 28, 2009, 04:40:21 PM » |
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I patch the dog up with the train ticket, owner is happy again.
I raise you a constipated tiger, and a fish with a bad hangover.
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Magathery
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« Reply #27 on: August 28, 2009, 05:48:07 PM » |
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I hug your constipated tiger to induce lower intestien relief. The fish is battered and deep fried. Yummy! I raise you one haynes manual for a Morris Minor, 3 ginsters pasties and a red & white striped golfing umbrella  |
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« Reply #28 on: August 28, 2009, 05:58:01 PM » |
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I use the umbrella to fling the pasties at passers by, keeping score of how many people are hit by scribbling on the manual. I raise you the WDG Clan |
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Guilt is a rope... etc
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« Reply #29 on: August 28, 2009, 06:22:20 PM » |
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I make a comment on the forum that is the vaguest way could be construed into something sexual, while you are all distracted derailing the thread, I go back in time and bring back a dinosaur and some of Joan of Arc's belly button Fluff to raise you with
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