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[Power]

No of course you don't. At least most of you don't.

I am a humble representative of the weird TF2 collective called NuB, which most of you kind sirs and madams (?) probably know of. Seeing as Junta's visiting our server and forums is generally frowned upon, but hard to stop without paying a hefty sum to a hitman, I've been sent over to your homes, to commit suicide as a sign of a peaceful protest.

But basically, screw that. Suiciding hurts like hell, so I won't do that. Instead I thought I'd stick around and sabotage your fun. I am aware that announcing this will probably hinder my plans somewhat, but you all being internet folks - you'll probably forget in a couple of minutes anyway.

I'm 28, born and raised in soviet russia, then left for the more selfishly oriented capitalistic germany in 1997, living there ever since. No idea how I ended up being in an UK based clan, but hearing a heavy talking english with russian accent ingame, then same person talking english with a "german speaking with a russian accent" accent (I also speak russian with german accent - confused yet?) MUST be fun, am I right?

Naturally I'm enjoying playing heavy for nostalgic purposes and for punching people in the face, as well as a medic, to be able to do what the local police has stopped me from doing last month, as well as a scout - no that one doesn't make any sense, I just like it. Usually I play any class that happens to be the most annoying in a particular situation, so I want to apologize in advance. I also learned all the spoken bits of the currently utilized class and impersonate them (badly) over voice, instead of using the voice commands.

@Junta, I'm just kidding about frowning. See that donation thing on our site? That's not for the server, it's for the hitman.

[Junta]

@Junta, I'm just kidding about frowning. See that donation thing on our site? That's not for the server, it's for the hitman.

Make the hit quick and merciful please.. don't make me play 2Fort on a pub server!!!!

[Millicent Bystander]

Welcome Power, I think that classes as the best intro post ever, have some nice juicy karma.

[Hzza]

Greatest.

Intro.

Post.

Evar!

Welcome mate, your Awesomeness cau:sed me to forget grammar?

[Junta]

So basically, my loyal clan mates are happy for their leader to be assassinated by an allied clan... feel the love

[claws]

You lost my sympathy when you made me your bitch and forced me to change my spray to an old woman

[Power]

You've just got the "With friends like this achievement!". No not that one, the other one!

[Millicent Bystander]

So basically, my loyal clan mates are happy for their leader to be assassinated by an allied clan... feel the love

They are only 29% towards their target and £65 doesn't buy much of a hitman anyway.  Just make notes whilst watching Home Alone and you'll be fine.

[Nineblade]

So basically, my loyal clan mates are happy for their leader to be assassinated by an allied clan... feel the love

I only donated because I thought they said you would  be assinseminated!

[Junta]

They are only 29% towards their target and £65 doesn't buy much of a hitman anyway.

THAT'S what I'm worried about.. a slow and incompetent attempt

Hope Nineblade doesn't offer his "services" - specifically in the ass department.

[Hzza]

Death by sodomy isn't that bad. Just ask one of those dead strippers we sent Torgue. Not all of them were dead when we put them in the box is all I'm saying .

edit - Sorry Power, it's a kind of unoffical tradition to totally derail intro posts with buttsex jokes and inuendo. Think of it as a right of (back) passage.

[CruelCow]

You'll fit in VERY nicely in here!

[Power]

They are only 29% towards their target and £65 doesn't buy much of a hitman anyway.  Just make notes whilst watching Home Alone and you'll be fine.

Well about that: the hitman is actually a buddy of mine from the long forgotten soviet times. Currently we're working on getting him over here to Germany, where he will be brought up to speed to the current assasination developements (y'know, using flashlight instead of candles, general idea of electricity and using keys to lock doors, concept of "no snowing" - you get the idea), then sent over to Junta's home.

So far we have enough money for a shipment via a cargo plane to germany (we already have enough money for the box he will be shipped in), next on our list will be a drilling machine to drill holes in the said box, so the hitman won't suffocate. This will probably take a while :/

As for the ass jokes: it's fine with me, though my government will probably be concerned about the stuff coming through the swastika-driven content filters. You don't worry guys, I'll adjust my behaviour quickly, just how many posts are needed to be posted before we can derail the thread with the ass jokes? Is the an official "Derailment of the general threads" guide around?

[Junta]

LOL - you're gonna fit right in here (no pun intended.. ass or otherwise).

We're already overloading European word filters Just ask R007, CruelCow, Ams, Torgue, Ringel and Teatime

[Hzza]

Its generally accepted that ALL intro posts get derailed, and in any other thread if you see an opening, fill it (thats what she said ).