Good luck mate

Have fun....
Top tips:
1) Queue nicely - we're the best in the world at it
2) Don't speak on public transport (transgressors will be killed)
3) Feel free to discuss the weather at any time.. a good opener is "nice weather we're having" (say this even if it is crap weather)
4) Remember that we tend to cook our meat well here (not a euphemism!), and, as the French say "we kill our food twice".
5) Feel proud when you see our reliance on German automotive technology.. (but then explain to me why my VW based cars have had epic failures

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6) When driving on a motorway.. always hog the middle lane
7) Get ready to hear the words "you're not from around 'ere are you?" quite a bit
