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[Junta]

Sorry.. has to be done. Cult classic and all that - specifically since the shout box has demonstrated people like it too

For me, from Blackadder 2nd:

"Baldrick get the door"
Baldrick comes in *with* the front door
"Baldrick, I'd advise you to make the explanation you're about to give, phenomenally good".

[mode_seven]

Haha, that is a nice one. One of my favourites is in my sig already of course.

Other than that, let's see:

Baldrick: I forgot to give you this letter from Lieutenant George, sir.

Blackadder: Oh joy, what wise words from the world's greatest defense counsel? "Dear Mother" ...unusual start.

[CruelCow]

How old is that movie? Never heard of it.

[mode_seven]

How old is that movie? Never heard of it.

It was an extremely successful British sitcom, ran for four series, a christmas special, a short bit on Comic Relief (charity thing) and a special commission for the Millennium dome.

[CruelCow]

I'll put it on my "gotta-catch-up"-list. If it's half as funny as you guys act...

[[ZiiP] Lazzars]

sod off

[HeX]

"cunning as a cunning stoat, if he was any more cunning, he'd have been a weasel." 

Blackadder 3rd. Favourite series by far.

I think that quotes from that... god now i'm doubting myself   will have to watch it.  I may be back with more quotes.

[Mosch]

I'll put it on my "gotta-catch-up"-list. If it's half as funny as you guys act...

It`s beyond great. However, Blackadder gets into situations that might very well be the stickiest situations since Sticky the stickinsect got stuck on a sticky bun.

[Millicent Bystander]

From Blackadder Goes Forth

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eNnzLRsU9ks

The whole scene where Baldrick makes "coffee" for Captain Darling,

Not actually a quote but damn it's funny

[Junta]

Ah! cappuccino!

Sorry.. had to post it

[Officer Dibble]

and a special commission for the Millennium dome.

I remember going to see that during a primary school trip, it was pretty damn good.

My favourite:

Blackadder: This is a crisis, a large crisis. In fact, if you've got a moment, it's a twelve storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24 hour porterage and an enormous sign on the roof saying "This is a large crisis." and a large crisis requires a large plan. Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants.

[Nineblade]

and a special commission for the Millennium dome.

I remember going to see that during a primary school trip, it was pretty damn good.

My favourite:

Blackadder: This is a crisis, a large crisis. In fact, if you've got a moment, it's a twelve storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24 hour porterage and an enormous sign on the roof saying "This is a large crisis." and a large crisis requires a large plan. Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants.

Wibble

[mode_seven]

and a special commission for the Millennium dome.

I remember going to see that during a primary school trip, it was pretty damn good.

My favourite:

Blackadder: This is a crisis, a large crisis. In fact, if you've got a moment, it's a twelve storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24 hour porterage and an enormous sign on the roof saying "This is a large crisis." and a large crisis requires a large plan. Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants.

Wibble

"Where do you live?"

"London"

"Eh?"

"A small village on Mars, just outside the captial city, wibble."

[Dodgy]

So many good ones...

"You ride a horse rather less well than another horse would. Your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly and the part of you that can't be mentioned, I am reliably informed by women around the Court, wouldn't be worth mentioning even if it could be. "

"Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?"

"Believe me, Baldric, an eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish minions will be as nothing compared to five minutes alone with me...and this pencil."

"To you, Baldric, the Renaissance was something that just happened to other people, wasn't it?"

"The Germans are such a cruel and inhuman race, they have no word for fluffy"

"As the good Lord says, love thy fellow man as you love yourself, unless they are Turks, then kill the bastards"

"I was then taken and hung by the larger of my two testicles from the Wall of the Bastille. It was at this stage I decided I'd had enough"

"Cold is God's way of telling us to burn more Catholics"

"Clearly, Field Marshall Haig is about to make yet another gargantuan effort to move his drinks cabinet 6 inches closer to Berlin"

[Junta]

Don't even get me started on the baby eating Bishop of bath and wells

or...

"oh its a scythe!"

Emu's pencil quote is also my second favourite