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I wanted to tell you all about my famous technique "THE TWO SNIPERS TECHNIQUE!tm":
The teams start out as a pretty balanced team (about two of every defensive class and two medics) a healthy 8 man team, then two people have to decide that the team needs to win instantly so they whip out the TWO SNIPERS TECHNIQUEtm as soon as the two snipers spawn the team starts critting on every shot and capping is worth double the points and is capped at x2 speed.
This is the attacking version of THE TWO SNIPERS TECHNIQUE!tm.
There is a defensive version is not called THE TWO SNIPERS TECHNIQUE!tm but THE FIVE SNIPERS TECHNIQUE!tm it's still called THE TWO SNIPERS TECHNIQUE!tm but it isn't:
Same as last time healthy 8 man team but this time five people decide that the team needs an instant win so they go SNIPER, critting is incredible with five snipers and capping is impossible for the other team.
The two do not cancel each other out so both teams win if this is done correctly.
Of course this is all lies.
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« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2008, 10:49:39 AM » |
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Lol!
I have noticed that whenever I fancy a change and go sniper (and I only ever do if there isn't another one on the team) the next time I respawn, another sniper will be in my spot!
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« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2008, 11:16:39 AM » |
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LOL! and LOL!
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« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2008, 11:17:12 AM » |
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I have noticed that whenever I fancy a change and go sniper (and I only ever do if there isn't another one on the team) the next time I respawn, another sniper will be in my spot!
That is actually you, there is a temporal portal bug in TF2 which affects snipers and engineers and sends you back in time. |
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« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2008, 11:19:33 AM » |
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Epic post  WE NEED MORE SNIPERS! |
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« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2008, 11:32:07 AM » |
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Haha, applaud definitely deserved. |
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« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2008, 11:40:50 AM » |
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Haha, applaud definitely deserved. Applaud for applaud! |
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« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2008, 11:55:09 AM » |
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I might add that on 2Fort this technique is called "The Only Way To Play The Game" and people not playing snipers are rightfully frowned upon. Of course 2Fort also has a different set of rules where the higher kill score wins the map. Going after the case is considered newbish :-)
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« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2008, 12:24:07 PM » |
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Big applaud for Mark - an eloquent rant my Danish friend  and for Teatime - yes, 2Fort was the original sniper map.... there is no other way! |
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« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2008, 12:35:48 PM » |
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lol
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« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2008, 12:37:46 PM » |
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Big applaud for Mark - an eloquent rant my Danish friend and for Teatime - yes, 2Fort was the original sniper map.... there is no other way! There is another way: The four engineers machinetm: The way it works is that on any given two way map four people on one team goes engineer and start building right outside their own spawn, as soon as everybody has a level 3 sentry (and lately level 3 dispenser) they start waking off until they win. Effects:Makes for great teleporters often to your intelroom or back in the backend of the map. There is always a level 3 dispenser right outside spawn so you wont have to run in there to get healed *joy*. Two sniper technique is countered. |
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« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2008, 01:00:42 PM » |
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Hey! Team Offensive Engi works a treat.  |
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« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2008, 01:01:14 PM » |
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Hey! Team Offensive Engi works a treat. Not offensive, they sit in spawn, it's much better than anything else. |
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« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2008, 03:07:18 PM » |
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Hey! Team Offensive Engi works a treat. Not offensive, they sit in spawn, it's much better than anything else. Hey, that's in the job description of an engineer: Let others do your work! |
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« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2008, 03:15:07 PM » |
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My favourite TF2 technique of the moment is:
Doctor free zone™
Everyone picks a class other than medic and when hurt spam the call for medic key to confuse the enemy. It always results in a epic slaughter of the opposition.
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