Hey guys whats up?! so yeah this is what has been going down in my life the past couple of days
Day 4:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD3GertnaAIAs the light parted thro my flower curtains (why flower's? because fuck you that's why) I rolled over to be greeted by this guy!
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-qlIcADLNSBg/TYOlrTobqKI/AAAAAAAABpM/5dzIi20h2OI/barnslig-ulven-soft-toy-blue__0104179_PE251089_S4.jpg(his name is soxs) so yeah that was cool as I havnt seen him in a couple of days so hugs all round
Long story short I didn't go to work as I thought "hey its my mother flipping holiday I don't want to go to work" so that occurred and it was Edmund's day off, Score! could this be the day where we spend time with each other and find that there could be more than meets the eye? to find this out we went to the mighty city of Birmingham
So we strolled around the bullring taking this piss out of people that has cankles and shit like that because that's how I roll yo after all of that we had pie and mash so yeah that was pretty cool
We chatted more and whats this? a wild hug and holding hands and shit? I AM MANZ! MENZ DONT UNDERSTANDZ STUFF! could this be a first sign of affection? so I just rolled with it, then she wanted shoes *rolls eyes* yeah fine, shoes are ok I guess as they stop getting crap stuck between your toes and junk so we went forth and looked for boots which was fun
Boots found!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VRr9NG7RE0so then we went back to her's for coffee so that was bitch'n and chilled
after chilling was done I buggered off to the pub to tell of my tails.
Bumped into mate, he was hungry and so was I and we did the only thing that we knew what to do at 10pm CURRY! ALL THE CURRY! was coming at me at all angles! then we was full and departed my ways so I went to my other mates house to bum there for the night as I had work at 7am the following day. As I walked thro the door chilli and rice was there to greet me by my mates super hot mrs who looks like this(ish, maybe)
http://www.opticstalk.com/uploads/9389/gemma-atkinson-172a.jpgSo that happened I slept on the sofa and family guy
Day 5:
Got up, went to work but that is not all, it was the day I had to mold the new members of staff to my very own image (which would be impossible as I am devilish handsome but meh!)
so that happened people failed (will not be seeing them again as they SUCK BALL'S AT EVERYTHING THEY DID)
Eyed banged and played with all the new sexy guns (droll) worked, got stung by every stinging plant that you can think off, went home, showered, typing now, going to eat stew
noam noam! and then off to see Edmund
THEN rest up as for tomorrow is the opening ceremony of the new cov paintball place where 5 MD's will be coming down to see us do things
*narrator's voice*
Will Doddy and Edmund hit it off and get hitched???
Will the MD's of Delta force be impressed with all the hard work and will everything run smoothly??
Will Doddy get shot in the beanbag and soil himself?
Find out tomorrow with a brand new thread of Doddy's week off!
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