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« on: August 11, 2010, 02:03:02 PM »
As a Noob to TF2, I am learning a few things, I thought I would list them for other potential newcommers.

1, that shiny, sparkling Blue/red obeject bouncing towards you or at your feet means your about to die, unless your lucky.

2, Cheeze is a bar steward and needs to replace goldilocks in the story, the rights to the story then gets sold to a certain Porn production film in downtown LA. The bears can gang rape him instead, mother bear uses a spiked strap on.

3, Junta as Heavy, with Healer means RTFA.

4, If one more goddam spy comes near me, I ll offer to take him out to drinks, meet up, beat him unconscious and face rape him until he moans the words, "mother it stings.

5, Dont ever, no matter how safe you think you are, stand still.. Your in a false sense of security and are about to die (see 4)

6, As a Healer, see 5 and 4 and 3 and if Cheez is on, or Cruel Cow, add Pain then hide behind everone else, dont even look over their shoulders.

7, Cruelcow needs to have that sniper rifle put up his bottom by hobbits and then to be raped by a village of them, in some sick sadomasicist gay gangbang orgy..

AsI work out more, I shall endevor to keep updating my list.

8, People on the server are very helpfull, which is great, except when they dont know left and right so say things like cheez is on the right, so you think to yourself ahh great ill go left then... you can see where this is going
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« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2010, 02:07:49 PM »
Left and Right are random directions on our servers.  If you are told "the other left/right" you are going the wrong way.

Cheez tends to move around like a sugar filled kid with ADHD anyway, it's one of the reasons he's so hard to kill (the other main one is that he's killed you before you even saw him).
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Quote from: Magathery on September 03, 2011, 11:41:48 PM
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« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2010, 02:24:08 PM »
Quote from: Millicent Bystander on August 11, 2010, 02:07:49 PM
Cheez tends to move around like a sugar filled kid with ADHD anyway

Rofl, very tempted to sig-quote that Grin
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« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2010, 02:33:02 PM »
Just thought of another one,

9, If you have just been sniped by Cruelcow or skinned chap, you respawn. No matter how quick you are dont think, "ill just pop my head round the corner and see if they are still there". If you do, your a muppet and deserve that domination tag.
9b, Remember to Zig zag. When running at the sniper, dont run straight at him, your just asking for it really, especially when hes just missed you and there is 50 yards between you and him.
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« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2010, 03:25:47 PM »
Oh boy, are you in for a nasty wake-up call.

Cruel isn't even that awesome a sniper (no offense to our austrian Tell). Wait until you meet people like TP or Chaosfox (some others come to mind as well, and we hate them all) who will snipe you mid-air while not even really looking.
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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2010, 03:26:16 PM »
LOL and lots more LOL Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

I would have love to have know your thoughts if TP was still playing sniper.


Welcome to WDG Smiley
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« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2010, 03:42:25 PM »
What's with the recent uprising of people threatening to rape me Sad


Nah, don't worry about it, I'm just honoured to be mentioned in the same context as cheez Wink


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« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2010, 04:15:11 PM »
Quote from: CruelCow on August 11, 2010, 03:42:25 PM
What's with the recent uprising of people threatening to rape me Sad
I did tell you, it's cos you so goddamn sexy.
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« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2010, 04:54:57 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2010, 06:34:49 PM »
Quote from: CruelCow on August 11, 2010, 03:42:25 PM
What's with the recent uprising of people threatening to rape me Sad
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« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2010, 07:20:25 PM »
Speaking of snipers, just be thankful reVert is not playing anymore. (He's supposedly still alive though...)
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« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2010, 07:31:43 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2010, 07:35:56 PM »
Quote from: Blue Geezer on August 11, 2010, 07:31:43 PM
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« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2010, 07:36:35 PM »
Quote from: Ringelbeatz on August 11, 2010, 07:35:56 PM
Quote from: Blue Geezer on August 11, 2010, 07:31:43 PM
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*looses credibility*

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« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2010, 07:39:49 PM »
i had credibility?!?!?!?!

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*headshot*

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