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« Reply #60 on: February 23, 2010, 12:20:21 PM » |
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If you've taught your son right, surely he should be doing that?
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« Reply #61 on: February 23, 2010, 12:44:30 PM » |
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If you've taught your son right, surely he should be doing that?
He's 15 months.. not quite out of them yet. Boys are harder to toilet train than girls tbh |
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« Reply #62 on: February 23, 2010, 12:47:01 PM » |
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I have no idea when it comes to children; in my eyes they go from something that looks like elbow skin to something that runs around at crotch hight to something that looks like a Clearasel advert gone wrong to something that moves out and lets you get on with your life. All in about a 5 year timespan. Obviously I have alot to learn... edit - As for the toilet training, get him to play scout, it'll help his aim no end  . |
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« Reply #63 on: February 23, 2010, 12:47:19 PM » |
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Well.. I learned that it could be until the age of four or later that a kid can control their .. poo.. So you have to wait some more months John. But just think about the future.. It won't be that long un til you are old and he has to change your dipers  |
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« Reply #64 on: February 23, 2010, 12:51:44 PM » |
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Hzza still hasn't it figured out Junta, so prepare yourself, it might take longer than you expect!
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« Reply #65 on: February 23, 2010, 12:58:51 PM » |
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Grats Milli+family that fantastic news  |
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« Reply #66 on: February 23, 2010, 01:01:56 PM » |
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Hzza still hasn't it figured out Junta, so prepare yourself, it might take longer than you expect!
I got poo in my eye, of course I haven't figured it out, this should come as no suprise to any of you! |
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« Reply #67 on: February 23, 2010, 01:04:13 PM » |
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I got poo in my eye
Again?! |
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« Reply #68 on: February 23, 2010, 01:07:35 PM » |
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I got poo in my eye
Again?! No, just the once unfortunatly. Every day I try and find an excuse to do it again but I can't always been strimming long grass without eye protection  . |
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« Reply #69 on: February 23, 2010, 01:17:47 PM » |
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I got poo in my eye
Still?! Phixed! |
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« Reply #70 on: February 23, 2010, 01:23:02 PM » |
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Well.. I learned that it could be until the age of four or later that a kid can control their .. poo.. So you have to wait some more months John. But just think about the future.. It won't be that long un til you are old and he has to change your dipers My daughter was good from 2 and half actually. My son likes to "assist" each nappy change by grabbing a handful of sh*t wherever possible. He then shows me said item and grins. Now I understand the nursery rhyme: "Sugar and spice and all things nice". Milli - do play "nappy roulette" - Mrs Junta and I have evolved a highly strategic game where you pass junior over to the other partner when they have a full nappy. The rule is you have to look innocent of the nappy being full and concoct a reasonable excuse for having to pass junior over. My best is "ahh.. that's my phone bleeping. Hold *insert child name here* whilst I check". Then stand back and listen for the "oh my f*cking god. *insert child name here* has done a sh*t". |
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« Reply #71 on: February 23, 2010, 01:25:19 PM » |
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grabbing a handful of sh*t wherever possible. He then shows me said item and grins.
Who Dares..... |
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« Reply #72 on: February 23, 2010, 02:09:51 PM » |
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I got poo in my eye
Again?! No, just the once unfortunatly. Every day I try and find an excuse to do it again but I can't always been strimming long grass without eye protection . You can always throw yourself at it when you're walking down a sidewalk and claim you "tripped". |
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« Reply #73 on: February 23, 2010, 02:29:40 PM » |
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Congrats Milli!
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« Reply #74 on: February 23, 2010, 03:57:53 PM » |
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Congratulations mate! Now, about her toys... |
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