Got to be Esther, take her a comedy phallic shaped vegetable and you'll have the night of your life

Between neil diamond and the Hoff, it would have be neil. The Hoff is definatley a giver, not a taker.
Reminds me of a severly disabled girl back in uni, she had a helper Labrador and we asked the same question, think the Labrador won 2:1 (it was the glossy coat that swung it)
and yes I am going to hell