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[Chaos]

I just got in deep trouble with the mrs by refusing to kiss her cuz she was gonna slap me for something stupid I said...
We were on the balcony having a cig and I left at that point leaving her shouting at me through the door.. so as I was walking away, I decided the best thing to do was to moon her..
Didnt go down very well

I'll report back with my punishment when it happens

So.. how have you gotten into trouble lately?

[Hzza]

I refused to wake up to take my missus to work the other day after I spent the whole night playing Batman. She bought me the fucking game, I told her it was her fault. Didn't go down too well. I'm always getting in trouble for doing stupid shit like that though.

[mode_seven]

I decided the best thing to do was to moon her..

Wait... what new and exciting thought process went on at this point?

[Chaos]

I decided the best thing to do was to moon her..

Wait... what new and exciting thought process went on at this point?

What would be funnier, the front or back?

(I also have the great skill of flashing her my cock in public without anyone else noticing so she has a shocked face over seemingly nothing)

[Cheez]

Well I don't have a gf, but when a girl woke me up the other week to say she was going to a lecture for 9am and said I needed to go, I said there is no chance i'm going anywhere till midday love and went back to sleep she didn't seem too happy. I didn't see her again though, so I suppose I didn't get in trouble but still a bit relevant to the thread.

[DeadlyAvenger]

Girls. Pfft.
Don't have a girlfriend but some girl gave me evils when she came up to me tonight and was all like "my friend fancies you, i think you should go for it" and i turned around and said I did have a girlfriend and then she said "so?!?" and I was all like *graaaaaagh*

[Junta]

I'm like Nineblade, Papa and Milli. We're married, hence ALWAYS in trouble

Having a drunken night out, incapacitating yourself, being sick down yourself, calling the wife (who has to get the kids out of bed) to come get you from the train station and being sick in her car is generally a winner

[Guilt is a rope... etc]

I'm like Nineblade, Papa and Milli. We're married, hence ALWAYS in trouble

this

I always get, "your always on the computer, you should be
downstairs spending time with me"

ok what are we doing then

"oh I'm just watching hollyoaks then top models on" GRrrrrrrr

[PapaFade]

I always get, "your always on the computer, you should be
downstairs spending time with me"

Best solution for that 1 is make her a Clan Leader

[Magathery]

Erm, I have hazy recolections of the other spicies of human. I know in one case ,manny years ago, I was begging for trouble. She was an ex fitness instructor who had several close members of her family die of smoking related dieses, and I was a cronic smoker. I think the experiance may have scared me a little.

No I tend to get in trouble in a way that is deeply embarasing for me, but makes for a great spectator's sport. For example. Last Saturday was a loverly sunny day. I woke up and took a gental strole into my living room. Now I tend to sleep in the free and breezy fashion during the walmer months. And as I live in a first floor flat, I don't tend to worry about people looking in. So when I open the curtains to find a man with a chain saw less than 3 meters away up my downstairs neighbour's tree, I chalk this up to some what supprising. I quickly become aware of a gental breeze around my nether regions. But not being fully awake, I don't think to close the curtains. No, in my semi sleepy and stunned state, I just simply walk backwards to my bedroom and find my dressing gown. Imagin my delight when I find out that the chain saw wielding man's rather gorgus assistant is in fact the daughter of my downstairs neighbour.

One simple thought...

Bugger!

[egg]

I decided the best thing to do was to moon her..

Wait... what new and exciting thought process went on at this point?

What would be funnier, the front or back?

(I also have the great skill of flashing her my cock in public without anyone else noticing so she has a shocked face over seemingly nothing)

lol you sound just like one of my mates who always gets his balls out when out on the pi55.... but for the public to see

[egg]

I always get, "your always on the computer, you should be
downstairs spending time with me"

ok what are we doing then

"oh I'm just watching hollyoaks then top models on" GRrrrrrrr

I'm not married but ALWAYS THIS ^^
edit : I have now bought a PS3, and she loves littlebig planet, so i often get collared into two player sessions.... (...here come the dirty comments )

[t3rribl3on3]

I always get, "your always on the computer, you should be
downstairs spending time with me"

ok what are we doing then

"oh I'm just watching hollyoaks then top models on" GRrrrrrrr

ditto and im not married either unless 3 years counts as a non signed agreement.

[Nineblade]

My mrs had a go at me last night but I told her to STFU biatch or do this fuckin ironing yourself!

I've told her once twice before. If I have to tell her again, I won't tell her again!

[DeadlyAvenger]

I'm like Nineblade, Papa and Milli. We're married, hence ALWAYS in trouble

Having a drunken night out, incapacitating yourself, being sick down yourself, calling the wife (who has to get the kids out of bed) to come get you from the train station and being sick in her car is generally a winner

That's a LOT of bottles of sol.