Ok, I'm posting this to clear up my drunken ShoutBox! post (requested by Hzza).
Pretty much I went to a mates house party/BBQ last night (from like 1530 until about 0100).
While we were there this guy who was like 35 (nothing wrong with that, but when there was no one else over the age of 22 at this party, and he hadn't been directly invited, everyone was going to remember anything he did, because it was like "oh yeah, that old guy.....")
If this doesn't make too much sense, I'm still quite hungover.
Anyway, we had a fire going in this pit thing, and it was pretty much just the people who lived there who were sorting it out, possibly helped by others, but if anyone's going to burn their garden, it's going to be them.
Anyway this guy just decides to chuck this massive fuckoff log on the fire (when it's clearly not really hot enough for it yet, and we were going to save it for later (this was at like 6PM or something)) which was annoying.
Later him and his mated just decide to chop down one of the trees in their garden (with an axe he brought,
to a houseparty) the tree was clearly not suitable, because it was about 2 feet thick and took 4 of them about 4 hours to cut down. Anyway, we were joking about him being Bear Grylls, just because he looked like a woodsman, and he was chopping shit down, we theorised he was going to make a nice fire to roast some frogs on and then build a tent out of their entrails to live in.
Anyway, Ross (who's house it is) went over later to ask the guy who he was and what he thought he was doing just chucking shit on their fire and chopping down their garden (when there was already a shitload of wood) and the guy was pretty much making out that this was perfectly normal behaviour and Ross was out of line (and there was this silly bitch who was moaning about "why not be the bigger man and walk away" when it was clearly Ross' house, so why would he walk away?) and was pretty much making out that Ross was a dick in front of all his mates (one of whom made a really un-funny joke at my expense as soon as he arrived, so I already had a disliking for the group) (Ross also had some problem about him doing Biology, lol). So yeah, then we went back up the stairs to where the BBQ was (massive set of stone steps in their garden, fire at the bottom, BBQ and house at top). Ross ended up getting really angry about him just being there and then Ross had a bit of an argument with the housemate responsible for Bear and his mates (the guy who invited the people who invited Bear Grylls) and was being kinda obvious that he was pissed of with Señor Grylls. Grylls caught on and was shouting at Ross to come down and talk to him like a man, and not bitch about him behind his back (which would be fine, except he was just having ago at his housemate for not supervising these people as they chopped their garden apart).
So Ross ended up going down and arguing with Bear again and was like "you're making me look like a cunt, I don't even know your name and you're chopping up my garden", nothing was achieved, moany bitch was still in action. Pete (who also lives there and was with us the whole time) manages in his drunken state to knock him and Ross through a table (lol). We then went back up for some reason, when Ross found Jacob (other housemate) and they decided it was time for Bear and his woodsman ways to vacate the premises.
The 3 of them went down (I was just to the side of them) and Ross was like "This might sound a bit weird mate, but........" and Bear was like "you want me to leave" and so Ross was like "yeah" and he was like "ok, whatever" so I thought everything would be fine.
Until Bear stood up and realised he had lost his Alpha-Male status (chopping wood clearly achieved this in front of the pack) and decided to go off on one and start shouting at Ross "If I ever see you in the street you're dead, you don't know what I've done, ask your mate about my past history" or some shit, pretty much making out that he was jack the ripper the 2nd or some shit. Then he proceeded to have a go at Pete (who had literally said nothing) about his hair, he said something like "and you with your girly haircut".
Brief break for a pic of Pete:
Pete and snowman at the Ale festival last week.
This was the final straw for me, I walked over. He then pushed Pete over (who found this hilarious in his drunken state) and I clearly had to step in and push him back, while telling him to fuck right off. His mate (who had his tongue up Bear's ass all night) tried to split us apart.
Pretty much bear went round us (which involved climbing a small wall), while his mate was trying to stop our drunken violent instincts from engaging fully, and when he got to the top of the stairs (safe distance) decided to carry on mouthing off, to which I had to reiterate my point of "how about you just fuck off, jeah?" and then him and his mate left.
We noticed later that they were hanging outside the front of the house (catching lizards for a midnight snack?) which we found funny, when I left (about 30 mins later) they were nowhere to be seen (probably asleep in a foxhole Bear dug nearby).
Either way,
Bear Grylls<Ray Mears.I hope that's readable.
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