Smutty reputation? cheers
Vegan?
Do you drink milk?
*face palms*
Well some vegans actually do.
And some "vegetarians" eat fish and chicken. But that makes them retards

Man i work part time in a restaurant to fund my Masters and you would not belive the number of "vegetarians" i have to fucking deal with.
retard: i want a noodle dish but not in a soup, i've definately had it before, oh and i'm a vegatarian
me: well we have this one here (points) but thats about it.
retard : no thats not it.
me : well i'm afraid thats the onl.....
retard : here it is, i'll have that one
me : the one with prawns in?
retard : yes
me : *dissapears to order their food and then tells all the other wiaters about the spazz i just served*
also cheers for de-railing my questio about Uni Mama
