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« on: February 17, 2009, 03:11:05 PM » |
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**DISCLAIMER**
This is intended as a bit of fun! not to throw abuse at fellow forum users!
(use them in your outside life at your own risk!)
I take no responsibility to harm caused by this thread (and nor does WDG as a whole)
If flaming starts the thread gets deleted! so play nice please 
If you don't like these terms, post somewhere elseSo tell us the funniest insult you ever heard! Mine is I wouldnt touch you with his cock(funniest when said to a woman)
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« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2009, 03:14:56 PM » |
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"Implied dumbass"
I still haven't recovered from that one....
edit, seriously though, the best one I ever heard was in relation to a womans lady parts "I bet she's got piss flaps like a gutted trout....."
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« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2009, 03:18:46 PM » |
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What are you going to do for a face now that the pig wants it's arse back?
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« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2009, 03:20:29 PM » |
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"After meeting you, I've decided that I am in favour of abortion in cases of incest." also, see the "loaf of bread" comment in my sig  I was also called "as helpful as an ashtray on a motorbike" once  |
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« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2009, 03:22:07 PM » |
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
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« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2009, 04:18:55 PM » |
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« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2009, 04:19:39 PM » |
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Blocked by work due to "Tasteless", thats going to be good!!
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« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2009, 04:22:36 PM » |
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« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2009, 04:22:58 PM » |
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I was also called "as helpful as an ashtray on a motorbike" once Reminds me of: "You're about as useful as tits on a nun." |
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omg your minis are so aids!
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« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2009, 04:24:38 PM » |
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Grandfatherfucker could come in useful.
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« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2009, 04:26:40 PM » |
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Wouldn't mind a bit of #6 |
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Chaos
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« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2009, 04:46:40 PM » |
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#1 is a saturday morning ritual at my GFs house
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« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2009, 04:56:24 PM » |
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#1 is a saturday morning ritual at my GFs house
I wont ask who does what...  |
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« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2009, 05:03:23 PM » |
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Pandora's box may have been opened (again, here) by showing you that link...
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« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2009, 05:09:26 PM » |
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My favourite ,not sure I've used it on our server, is "It's not my fault your mam's your sister" works well against gobshites as it's difficult to get more laughs |
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