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« Reply #4125 on: July 19, 2010, 07:20:48 PM » |
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fail, Tommy :"this image has been moved or deleted"
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« Reply #4126 on: July 19, 2010, 07:22:42 PM » |
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And tommy you have above average intelligence ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ＳＨＵＴ ＵＰ ＡＮＤ ＥＮＪＯＹ ＴＨＥ CＡＴ！ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ |
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« Reply #4127 on: July 19, 2010, 07:24:41 PM » |
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lol!
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« Reply #4129 on: July 19, 2010, 11:45:41 PM » |
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« Reply #4131 on: July 20, 2010, 12:21:08 PM » |
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COFFEEE POT WHY!
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« Reply #4132 on: July 20, 2010, 12:46:13 PM » |
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« Reply #4133 on: July 20, 2010, 01:20:17 PM » |
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"This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries."
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« Reply #4134 on: July 20, 2010, 05:09:59 PM » |
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« Reply #4135 on: July 21, 2010, 09:43:14 AM » |
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« Reply #4136 on: July 21, 2010, 10:09:17 AM » |
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« Reply #4138 on: July 21, 2010, 10:30:23 AM » |
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i have no idea what that second one means
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« Reply #4139 on: July 21, 2010, 10:34:45 AM » |
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in stalker/fallout 3 style rpgs when you are overloaded you eat some food to reduce your inventory weight.
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