Ringelbeatz
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« Reply #2805 on: April 27, 2010, 02:34:43 PM » |
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« Reply #2806 on: April 27, 2010, 03:03:58 PM » |
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Lol that copper looked like he belonged in the Spinal Tap movie  |
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« Reply #2807 on: April 27, 2010, 04:07:52 PM » |
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omg your minis are so aids!
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« Reply #2808 on: April 27, 2010, 04:12:21 PM » |
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Awesome +1 for you sir. |
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« Reply #2809 on: April 27, 2010, 04:18:52 PM » |
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NOT IN GERMANY. BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!! |
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I like... babies?
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« Reply #2810 on: April 27, 2010, 04:51:37 PM » |
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saw this and thought of LtMamaCat You mean Mama is too small to be readable? |
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« Reply #2811 on: April 27, 2010, 04:53:32 PM » |
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saw this and thought of LtMamaCat You mean Mama is too small to be readable? image uploader shrank it  |
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« Reply #2812 on: April 27, 2010, 06:35:35 PM » |
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Sk1nn3d
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« Reply #2813 on: April 27, 2010, 07:33:01 PM » |
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The following are all replies that Detroit women have
written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for
listing 'Father's Details,' or putting it another way....
Who's your Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the
forms. Be sure to check out #11, it takes 1st prize and #3
is runner up.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,
Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure
as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe
that she was conceived on the same night.
2... I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my
child as I was being sick out of a window when taken
unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of
names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl.
She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard
where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember
that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage
to track down the father, can you please send me his phone
number? Thanks...
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter.
He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in
one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW
service stations in this area and see if he's had it
replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a
Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming
that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the
Saver risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he
informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would
have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn
between doing right by you and right by the country..
Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they
all look the same to me.
8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do
catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC
CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time.....
well, I don't have clue..
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived
at Disney World. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing
that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about
eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and
watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956
Miller Ave , mine might have remained unfertilized.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't
be sure which one made you fart.
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TheBeau
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« Reply #2814 on: April 27, 2010, 10:36:03 PM » |
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The Beau: i love shania twain
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LtMama
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« Reply #2815 on: April 28, 2010, 02:22:41 AM » |
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« Reply #2816 on: April 28, 2010, 07:15:28 AM » |
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*facepalm* I err.. had to Google that and wish I hadn't.....
+1 for the lols
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« Reply #2817 on: April 28, 2010, 08:51:54 AM » |
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*facepalm* I err.. had to Google that and wish I hadn't.....
I was just about to until I saw that, I think I'll wait until I get home now... |
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« Reply #2818 on: April 28, 2010, 09:14:29 AM » |
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Some things are best left unseen...
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Sk1nn3d
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« Reply #2819 on: April 28, 2010, 09:24:20 AM » |
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Some things are best left unseen...
True. Hazza, don't even think about it. It's even worse then my link with the fat dwarf in the fridge |
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