"I don't want to make any huge generalizations about women. ... But all I say is that they have no feelings. Because it's actually men who you will find are far more romantic. Men are the people you will hear say: I found somebody. She is amazing, If I don't get to be with this person, I'm fucked. I can't carry on, I know, I mean it! She totally transformed my life! I have a job, I have a flat...it means nothing... I can't stand it, I have to be with her! Because if I don't I'm gonna end up in some bedsit, I'll be alcoholic, I'll have itchy trousers! I can't! I can't walk the streets anymore!
THAT is how women feel about shoes."
-Dylan Moran