It's off to a Data Recovery company first. There are some irreplaceable photos on there that 'must be saved'... apparently.
Not to worry Dave, When they appear on t'interweb you can claim that someone photoshopped the womens clothing (and the dildo) on you

Edit: Note to self: Remember to read the previous posts before typing! I do not wish to imply that your MIL would ever consider owning photos of you plugged AND wearing womens clothes
