Where I left off
I was siting at home then took on board that I must cook something, so I stumbled down the stairs and what was my dear old mother doing? starting to make lemon tart!
HHHhhhHhhheeeEEeeyy that's cooking! so I helped out squishing those lemons and junk with all the whisking!(I am so pro) then after all of that I had an hunger attack....foorr jelly! So I went forth and "cooked" jelly and I have totally forgot about it up till now (Note to self: eat jelly)
After all the washing up has been done (that's right men do clean up after themselves) I rolled up stairs and had a good old chin wag with a fine gentleman. Legends tell of a man, so amazing that we do not speak of his name, (Sam) It is said that when he walk's to the bar he do's not walk Oh no good sirs no no but he glides, like a majestic steed in an open glade at sunrise. So yeah anyway we was chatting away about the birds and the bee's and stuff then a wild text! From no other than Edmund
I sprung into action because as we all know why when in the line of duty......
Edmund's house
oh what a magical place where porn roams free on the open planes of the sofa, where the night before curry stains the air with a rich coconut smell
We decided to pop out for a one wild night of drinking and partying but with one small hitch, the town was dead
but that did not stop us! We went to a local bar where the all time hit film Avatar was on show and we had front row seats
Couple of beers later we got sleepy and headed back to the comfort of Edmund.s house
Morning creeps over the sleepy town of Leamington
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y7tjxii2y4&feature=my_favorites&list=FLBIy_FUFqJGUtCpbPtg-JHAAs the light slides over my sleepy head and tickles my nose with warmth of cuddle from a loved pet like a goat I climbed out of the bed and hit the can, I looked at my phone A TEXT FROM THE BOSS! needing my help at the new paintballing center for 7:30 I sprung into gear and with the speed of 1000 stage coach horse's stampeding I was gone to Coventry.
Delta force construction site
I was given the tour of my new site and boy what can I say! It has a castle complete with a Mangonel, a WW2 site and a full blown town! and my job was to mark out the game zones (video to follow)
After a long day of getting stung to shit and back I was then invited to a photo shoot for Delta force tomorrow to show the world how
ugly handsome I am so that is what I am doing tomorrow
Home
Text come my way from Edmund so I am now going to have a shower then go and see her then pub with the d00ds
Then to rest up as for tomorrow I am no longer known as Randy butter nubs I shall been known as mediocre superstar of delta force :p
If I can slip in any stupid things onto camera what should I do?
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