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I was having a good natter with HeX on the phone the other night. And one of the varied topics of conversation turned out to be TF2 weapons. Papa was playing with is black box at the time. My mind tends be quite random at the best of time, so it churned out an odd concept weapon for the Demo Man. The reasoning went a little bit like this...
Scouts have a fish and mad milk. There is even a frying pan now. So why not have some more food / cookery based items in the arsonel?
And thus the idear for the Demo Man Tatty (potato / spud) launcher was concieved.
The pipe bomb launcher now fires spuds. And where you currently take a friendly pyro and a huntsman sniper to get a flaming arrow. Why not take the same flame happy pyro and combine it with the tatty launcher to get a flaming baked potato causing mini crits.
But what about the sticky launcher I hear you cry. Well I've thought about that as well. The sticky launcher now fires a pealed and chipped spud that detonates in a cluster bomb style. Causing lost of mini exploding chips.
Think of the fun o be had.
Think of the mess!
Am I alone in this? Or are there other among you that have pondered on ways to turn TF2 into a mass and leathal food fight?
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« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2010, 12:08:07 AM » |
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stop stop stop!!!!
before someone mentions a sausage gun!!!
wait! shit!
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« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2010, 03:17:14 AM » |
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I always thought 'Pyro sets weapon on fire' could be employed elsewhere. Sandvich could become a toastie which overheals you, for example.
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« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2010, 04:52:51 AM » |
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rocket launcher that has 6 in a clip
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« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2010, 07:38:06 AM » |
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rocket launcher that has 6 in a clip
SPAM =/= FUN, HOW MANY TIMES MUST YOU BE TOLD! I want a scout with a mini version of Natasha, because, you know, its no fun being so quick whilst everyone else is still so fast. DEBUFFS = FUN FOR EVERYONE LOL! |
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« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2010, 07:41:41 AM » |
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stop stop stop!!!!
before someone mentions a sausage gun!!!
wait! shit!
It's early. It's still dark outside. And I'm on my second mug of tea. BEHOLD!!!! The Pyro flaming weenie roast blaster! No! It can't be possible! The Soldier has replaced his rockets with Bockwurst! [ok, I'm going to step away from this now before I do myself some damage] |
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« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2010, 09:32:49 AM » |
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Rofl!
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« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2010, 10:13:09 AM » |
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Nice.
BUT whenever I talk to Hex we (I) just end up chatting filth?
*She's extremely immune to it I might add!
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« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2010, 11:44:36 AM » |
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I dream of a pyro flamethrower with an airblast which lets you boost yourself high up in the air; you'd have to fly backwards of course, but that would make it hilarious.
Pointless, but hilarious.
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« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2010, 11:54:31 AM » |
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Pointless, but hilarious.
Best definition of TF2 since "Americans No1 Hat Simulator"  . |
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« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2010, 11:58:22 AM » |
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Cake! Nothing like a good old-fashioned cake-in-the-face. Lowers your field of view to 10%, with each seconds 10% are added again (read: after 9 seconds full view again) while the cake drips down. Also: When a hit spy cloaks the cake stays visible during that time  (If the modeler wants to go crazy each class could have its own sort of cake) |
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« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2010, 11:58:32 AM » |
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They should combine the medigun with the a) lock-picking mechanic found in RPG's and b) brain-training games. So your comp medics would have leet math skills and be able to shout 'red! green!' faster than anyone, they would be uber nerds. Failing that, allow jam to be bought from mann-co to be spread on surfaces and slow people down. Coffee gives any character a small, instant boost to all stats. Diet drinks shrink your model by 5% every time you have one. Is this ruining the game yet? |
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Magathery
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« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2010, 12:05:26 PM » |
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« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2010, 12:11:40 PM » |
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Wait a second! The cake gives me an idear.
Take a spy. Take a sapper. Get a gateaux. Put sapper in gateaux. Now when sapper is attached the nice fluffy cakyness absorbs some of the engineer's wrenchings. Thus making the sapper harder to remove. But to make things fair, a pyro with an air blast will blow the gateaux off the sapper, then making the sapper fully spankable.
Thinking on Claws's sugestion, I find myself pondering the idear of greesing up the heavy to make bullets slide off him. Would be a fire hazzard of course.
[I have too much free time]
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« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2010, 12:16:27 PM » |
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greesing up the heavy to make bullets slide off him. Would be a fire hazzard of course.
I feel sick... |
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