We all know what to buy Junta for his birthday

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PS I googled cock flavoured lolly pop in the hope I'd find you one. half the results were dodgeball related, the other half were religious in nature:
Re: Cock flavored lollipop
This thread really does not live up to it's title.
I thought it would be about Saint Peter of SanFrancisco.
You know, that other, little known Peter who licked the cock three times when he was asked did he know Jesus.