I know this is late (like anyone gives a crap) but I am true to my word and here is the final chapter of my week off
Day 6: The opening ceremony
What a glorious day it was!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE3g2zeBVQQI got up with a spring in my step, got ready and went forth to greet all the hundreds of eager people to spend all the moneys
after the set up (airing the guns getting the overalls out etc) we was ready! as the first customer popped up I was expecting hundreds of people, maybe even THOUSANDS! but as I looked down my clip board of how many people was turning up I was slightly gutted that only 17 was booked in for the day
but fear not! fun still to be had
the day passed no fun to be had as the teams (red's and blue's) SUCKED BALLS!
so I went home to be greeted by a text from Edmund
it filled my heart with warm gooynessnuss so I popped round and whats this? COOOKING?!?! There was FOOD when I got there? WOMAN KNOWZ WAY TO MAN HEART! so I noamed noamed all the meat balls and pasta
then we popped out for a couple of drinks.
Things got a bit hot and heavy so we headed back to hers for some coffee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQSo coffee happened (coffee was damm good) and just like that Edmund told me that super is super into me and junk.... could this be it?! Doddy and Edmund......
*narrator's voice*
Has Doddy found the woman that makes good coffee and acquire's a girlfriend? Find out......now
Yes, yes is the answer any woman that makes a damm good brew for me and cooks is the woman for me
so more coffee happened and we then hit they hay as I had work the very next day
Day 7: Pay back is a bitch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD3GertnaAI*narrator's voice*
As the sun rises, no one stirred in Edmund's house all was still. As the soothing sound of the alarm clock gently woke Doddy he puuurred like an old cat in front of a fire. With a moan and a stretch complete with a scratch of the tummy, he rolls over to see his new WOMANZ, but no time to stare, work he must go.
So work was work same shit different wrapper but what stood out was this kid and 5 manly blokey blokes.
The kid was doing my tree in! to the max shooting at me and so forth so I said the following to the kid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37LfA4UcfFoThe kid thought it was funny but I had the last giggle.......
At delta force we have "The delta force terminator" so I went to the boss and told him to send someone else out to game run for me as I had "Unfinished business to attend"
The boss knew the score and gave me 100 point and told me to "fuck shit up" so with that in mind and a nod of the head I went to the changing room to gear up.....
I put on the full body armor complete with awesome mask that looks like the terminator then I slowly walked over to the gun rack and picked up two machine guns (no joke these things will put you down) so when I walked onto the field I looked like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf4DS49UdgII saw the kid, the kid clocked me he knew shit was going to go down.....As I pointed the gun's at him he cowered behind a box as I proceeded to walk up to him we welpt as I said "I'm back" then I LIT HIS MOTHER FUCKING ASS UP BITCH! he tried to run, as he did I went for the legs I never felt so manly kicking a 12 year olds ass
as he lied in a pool of his own
blood paint I grunted with a smile and walked away *Bitch's leave* and then I had a one to one shoot out in the town map with this bloke it was pretty awesome!
Home time! Went back to Edmund's for some coffee and food
TL;DNR
Someone here told me to go to town, so I did
Bumped into Edmund
wore this at interment moment
http://www.chargrilled.co.uk/t-shirts/prodimages/imagegen.ashx?vpimageid=3649&tstyle=n&tsize=medium&tcolour=Navy&tx=0&ty=7&tw=0&tb=TrueMade jelly
Pub, got drunk
Lots of Coffee
Fucked up 12 year old dressed as the terminator
more coffee
acquired girlfriend
Won at life
thanks for reading and making it all possible to that one special guy.......
Signing off
Doddy
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