Where did I leave off? Ah yes I can remember it as clear as it was yesterday *flash back*
So as I left the pub I started to drive home, then A WILD PHONE CALL it was my bud James he was in front of me and told me to go to the pub so forth to the pub I went!
we chatted, drank and then parted our ways, I trundled back home to shit shower shave and so forth then eye banged all the things on teh interwebs that I cant have
http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/aaaannnd before I knew it I was late to pick up the barmaid :/ so liek the speed of 1000 marching ants I drove into down and picked her up
we grabbed a curry and head back to hers.
Soon I arrived I noticed that the place it was dump, pizza box's everywhere, washing on the floor and porn on the computer.....Felt like home
we proceeded to stuff our faces with the £16.45 curry (lamb rogon josh and some messed up chicken and coconut thingy) and watched ALL THE BAD MOVIES! as we finished eating the barmaid (we shall just call her Edmund) went next door and grabbed a duvet and snuggled up to me sssmmmooooooth move Edmund smooth move.
So one thing lead to stuff as I took off my jumper and crawled into bed Edmund rolled over and what did she see? Only the worst tshirt I could have worn.......
http://www.chargrilled.co.uk/t-shirts/prodimages/imagegen.ashx?vpimageid=3649&tstyle=n&tsize=medium&tcolour=Navy&tx=0&ty=7&tw=0&tb=TrueMany lols was to be had at that moment
The morning come
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y7tjxii2y4&feature=my_favorites&list=FLBIy_FUFqJGUtCpbPtg-JHAAs the light passed thro the windows, I started to stir, like a majestic cat I stretched and roll over for cuddle but she was not there. hhhmmmm this must what it feels like when blokes take off :/ but Edmund returned with coffee in a over sized tshirt and the worlds smallest panties (win) so down with the coffee, shower and then Edmund showing me the best intro to porn ever! (SFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5mI407Uks4So yeah lemons.......A whole new meaning
BREAKFAST! was good because Edmund payed
good times
after I said my fair wells I went to James work place to say yoyoyoyoyoyoyooooo!!
Then I am here at home
That is my day so far
as My day is running out on what to do any ideas for today?
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