Eh?!?
Is Charlie the Unicorn an euphemism?
Nope, it's just me and twisted mind. Happened to have the "Charlie the unicorn" video playing on another tab, while reading...
We usually keep a small stock to wean trial members off believing they have a right to walk normally, but since Burnalot came to us pre-formed to 'sausage down a well' status we've been using the surplus to grease Junta and Papa up before their daily nude wrestling.
thats a LIE!
We don't wrestle... but what we do DOES look like it and IS nude.

mmmmmmmm........
My imagination took a wild leap and the end result broke my mind.
Thankfully a good nights sleep got rid of the mental image. But reading this again has brought it back. I'm off to Cheltenham to fix some printers.