LOL!
All I can sugest is to see all the stuff that the capitol has to offer.
Big Ben - It's a tall clock tower that looms over the big old building where politicians bicker and swindel tax money.
The London Eye - Let's face it, it's a huge feris wheel. I'd imagin the view from the top would be awesome.
The Tower of London - Big fort / barracks / prison type thing.
London Bridge - the middle bit goes up to let tall ships through. (I've been over it many times years ago and never once saw it raised)
Oxford Street - Many shops, bloody expensive.
Soho - Exceptionaly naughty area. Fun during daylight. Sleezy after dark.
Buckingham Palace - The Queen lives there.
Tattershall Castle - It's a pub and a boat. Yes, castle. Big thing made of stone. Boat. Floats on water. I've no idear why. It's down river half a mile from Big Ben.
MI6 building - Kind of green looking. Full of spys. Try not to look.
There's loads of things to see and do in London. I'm sure you'll have a great time. Just stay safe and keep your whits about you.
As for Stafford. I know nothing about the place. I've driven by it a couple of times. I know, that's no help what so ever. Google is probably your best bet. As for being close by, well I'm in Gloucester 80 miles south. So not realy local. Sorry. But if you get completly stuck. I mean to the extent where cabin feaver has set in and you really need some one to talk to. And there is no one about. I mean Mary Selest spooky vanished kind of thing. Then, and only then, when contact with a complet stranger seems like a good idear. And a ginger one at that. Get in touch. I'll see what I can do
