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« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2010, 02:17:39 AM » |
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I don't really have much time between masturbation sessions. By the time I've finished one, it's almost time to knock out another. At least I alternate hands so that my brachioradialis muscles get an even distibution of the workload (or just the load if I go off at a tangent). Coming from a nautical background (no pun intended), my naval base is always full of discharged seamen.
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« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2010, 07:54:05 AM » |
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Work
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Exam / study
*EDIT: I feel dirty after reading Nineblade's post. Even dirtier because I had to applaud him
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« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2010, 07:54:30 AM » |
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Besides working and looking after our 3 kids? Umm.... whatever Mrs Bystander tells me to do.
When I do scrape some free time I'm usually on the PC or reading.
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« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2010, 07:55:40 AM » |
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"whatever Mrs Bystander tells me to do"
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I forgot to add that to my list (my wife, not yours Trev.. unless she is loud enough to cross the Thames estuary?)
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« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2010, 09:04:18 AM » |
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Work. Kids. My project. Watch DVD's. Paint WH40K Minatures. Reading at bedtime. I don't masturbate much, coz my wife puts out regular  |
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« Reply #20 on: May 27, 2010, 09:51:31 AM » |
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coz my wife puts out regular Lies! I saw the worried sheep in the field behind your house... THEY'RE putting out alright  |
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« Reply #21 on: May 27, 2010, 09:55:21 AM » |
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I don't masturbate much, coz my wife puts out regular Mine puts out loads too.... but I often have to finish myself off Other than that I... work watch a little tv - (lion man is current flavour of the month  ) Go for drives and like others, whatever the misses says.... (otherwise she won't put out and my arm will be knackered) |
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« Reply #22 on: May 27, 2010, 09:56:33 AM » |
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If I were your Mrs (and thank the lord that I am not), you'd be locked in a cupboard at home. Where all the good little b*tches should be kept *gets back into own cupboard* |
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« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2010, 10:02:27 AM » |
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Surf forums
Geocaching
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Mountain biking
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Wife puts out a lot
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« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2010, 10:57:15 AM » |
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If I were your Mrs (and thank the lord that I am not), you'd be locked in a cupboard at home. Where all the good little b*tches should be kept *gets back into own cupboard* Thats only when I've behaved well I get put in there |
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« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2010, 11:04:42 AM » |
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I would pay to see Mrs Egg read this forum and comment here |
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« Reply #26 on: May 27, 2010, 11:16:32 AM » |
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I would pay to see Mrs Egg read this forum and comment here Shhh, I'm not meant to be on the internet.... She will move me to that horrid place  |
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Nineblade
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« Reply #27 on: May 27, 2010, 12:00:30 PM » |
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Unfortunately, I can no longer interact with women unless they are on webcam. Brushbate FTW Damn you Stickam! |
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« Reply #28 on: May 27, 2010, 12:19:44 PM » |
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coz my wife puts out regular Lies! I saw the worried sheep in the field behind your house... THEY'RE putting out alright LOL! Unfortunately, the sheep have been replaced by cows. 3 cows and a bull to be precise. And he's not sharing |
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« Reply #29 on: May 27, 2010, 12:21:48 PM » |
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coz my wife puts out regular Lies! I saw the worried sheep in the field behind your house... THEY'RE putting out alright LOL! Unfortunately, the sheep have been replaced by cows. 3 cows and a bull to be precise. And he's not sharing Any sheep that happen to be around will probably be used as tampons for the cows |
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