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@berath link doesn?t work
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Wix - we may have some new friends playing a new game finding their way here soon.....
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Hello Terror. People still drop by here now and again
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June 29, 2020, 02:02:45 PM
Hi guys. I hope you are all well and keeping sane and safe during these trying times (and all that).
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Berath
February 24, 2020, 09:26:46 AM
Zombie TF2? Do we need to dress up?
Power
February 19, 2020, 01:03:56 AM
I'd play zombie TF2
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February 19, 2020, 12:52:19 AM
Any appetite for a TF2 revival?
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February 19, 2020, 12:52:01 AM
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February 19, 2020, 12:48:30 AM
Yes this thing is still on
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February 19, 2020, 12:47:16 AM
Hello! Is this thing still on?
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December 26, 2019, 12:43:10 AM
Merry Christmas!!!
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March 08, 2019, 11:38:14 AM
Cheers Stu / Berath was going to happen one day
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March 06, 2019, 11:08:46 PM
It's officially 'not secure' according to Chrome now
Berath
March 06, 2019, 11:07:11 PM
Damn. 1&1 have upgraded their something or other but seem to have allowed for ancient forums like this to keep on
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NuB site is no more due to a forced PHP v7 upgrade on the web host that breaks SMF/TinyPortal.
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The shoutbox has actually had shouts in it recently? Impossible.
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this site needs a shout in 2018
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April 19, 2017, 08:20:38 PM
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November 01, 2016, 08:17:40 PM
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September 03, 2016, 05:48:48 PM
Thanks for offering but platformers = frustration for me. All that jumping about and getting impaled
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What the fucking hell is all this shit?
You'll be blaming me for shit Tf2 updates next!
Berath
July 06, 2016, 11:35:09 PM
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July 06, 2016, 10:56:20 PM
Wales voted Leave
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June 25, 2016, 05:30:56 PM
Well he *is* called Leftism
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June 24, 2016, 07:36:47 PM
I'm going to completely unjustifiably hold Lefty to blame for the Brexit.
That is all.
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June 02, 2016, 12:01:09 AM
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May 13, 2016, 06:08:28 PM
I want that game
Karthus
May 07, 2016, 10:20:36 PM
its not optimized well just like the ps4 version
Brahms
May 07, 2016, 09:01:50 PM
why does everyone's gone rapture run like doggegg on my pc
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April 06, 2016, 10:06:39 AM
Thank you
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April 04, 2016, 10:48:17 AM
If there are any still going, I'll have one
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April 02, 2016, 11:47:32 AM
i have beta passes if anyone wants them as well
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March 23, 2016, 12:18:40 PM
If anybody wants a tf2 competetive beta pass, i have a spare.
Berath
March 18, 2016, 12:18:46 PM
It's too expensive
DeadlyAvenger
March 15, 2016, 03:24:04 PM
Will you all go buy The Division now so I have someone to play with?
Karthus
March 11, 2016, 08:32:56 PM
FIREWATCH
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March 11, 2016, 07:56:09 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dv4DWLN4o
this guy has some gr8 vidz
Brahms
March 11, 2016, 07:56:08 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dv4DWLN4o
this guy has some gr8 vidz
Brahms
March 02, 2016, 06:02:38 PM
some of the stealth sections are a bit of a drag, but they're not as bad as the VIP escort missions in THE VITNESS
Torgue
March 02, 2016, 12:06:23 PM
Easy with the spoilers, guys! I'm still on the blunderbuss part.
Karthus
March 01, 2016, 09:17:32 PM
Can't believe Henry managed to use his NAVY Seal experience to defuse the bomb that was strapped to the bear in the end
Brahms
March 01, 2016, 03:38:29 PM
I just unlocked the rifle scope in firewatch, makes it much easier to pick off bears before they get into melee range
Karthus
March 01, 2016, 12:34:14 PM
FIREWATCH
Brahms
March 01, 2016, 12:13:37 PM
I can't believe GAMERS don't like the witness. It's the MOST GAMER game EVER.
Karthus
February 29, 2016, 12:08:32 PM
Its overrated. Now FIREWATCH on the other side...
Brahms
February 29, 2016, 11:21:43 AM
I got the basic ending in the witness and it was B A D
Brahms
February 22, 2016, 10:58:37 AM
I have no understanding of the environmental puzzles
Brahms
February 22, 2016, 10:58:25 AM
Every so often someone says something about "environmental puzzles" in the witness and I skip it because of spoilers
Brahms
February 15, 2016, 01:02:48 AM
press x to exercise 5th freedom
Karthus
February 14, 2016, 11:53:36 AM
My game came with an EXCLUSIVE PREORDER CODE for the Chaos Theory suit, shoulda preordered DUH
Brahms
February 14, 2016, 02:02:52 AM
i want the super stealth suit.
I go lethal on grim missions
Karthus
February 13, 2016, 12:40:44 PM
any of the optional missions are annoying.
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This is all about urban myths or stuff that actually happens at work.
I work for a company that fits roofs and double glazing and I had got some superglue remover. I was taking to one of the fitters who was saying he could of used that a few years ago.
It turns out that he was sticking the end caps onto a second floor fascia installation and he got one of his hands stuck to the the ladder. Not good 2 floors up, he eventually freed himself by slowly (and painfully no doubt) cutting himself free with his Stanley knife.
Another incident that makes me smile every time I think of it is when a fitting team read the paperwork upside down and fitted a door to number 19 instead of number 61. A teenager opened the door made them a cup of tea and they got on with the job which took them about 3 hours, they finished and went home. They didn't realize they had fitted to the wrong house until the customer rang the company the next day and wanted to know where their door was.
The team had to pay for a new door (about £300) and one lucky family got a free front door.
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Quote from: Magathery on September 03, 2011, 11:41:48 PM
I find myself stark naked except for a pair of latex gloves attempting to pull on a pair of red tights on in my parent's spare bedroom.
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Brilliant!
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LOL!!!!
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Worst accident ever (real, saw it on bizarre E.R.)
guy was fitting roof slates onto a house and slipped off, slide down the roof, fell 2m through some scaffolding only to land on top of another guy using a nail-gun, they both then fell another couple of metres while the second guy was still using the nail-gun....into the guys skull...ended up with 6 nails embedded in his head. ouch!
the guy was ok though...had them removed, and no known brain damage.
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Heard another story today about an incident that happened at another company a few years ago.
A window fitter was removing bay windows in the basement flat of a Victorian terrace house, the bay was structural, holding up the bays of 3 floors above it, he removed the windows and 3 floors of bay collapsed.
It turned out that he hadn't even bothered to support the ceiling in any way at all. The fitter got away with cuts and bruises, and a large fine but kept his job. The house was fixed on the company's public liability insurance.
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There are some good storys on the Darwin Awards WEB site.
My favorite goes along these lines. A factory smells gas, so very sensibly shut off the power and evacuate all the staff. Two engineers quickly turn up. From the safty of the evacuation zone the engineers are seen to flail arounbd in the dark. Seeming confused as to why none of the light switches work. Whitnesses report that a "Cigarette lighter" like object was produced by one of the engineers shortly before the deverstating explosion.
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