How did all you old men get out? back to the old peoples home with the lot of you!
Back to your alcopops, whippersnapper. At least it's not Port.
That said, my housemate recently brought home a proper Port drinking chair from the pub he works at, so may have to take it up for appearances sake.
Nope, this stuff -

It may interest
you ale nerds to know that it's made by the guy who was head brewer at the Caledonian brewery.