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« Reply #60 on: May 13, 2010, 02:05:51 PM » |
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There's only two types of people...us and wankers
lies, everyone masterbates occasionally! Theres a very small part of the population that doesn't. And I pity them. |
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« Reply #61 on: May 13, 2010, 02:27:09 PM » |
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There's only two types of people...us and wankers
lies, everyone masterbates occasionally! Theres a very small part of the population that doesn't. And I pity them. That would be religious nuts and handicapped people. I only pity the latter. |
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« Reply #62 on: May 13, 2010, 02:30:58 PM » |
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nope, I know one or two people who think its weird. Not for any religious reasons. They're just not comfortable with self love. Instead I am subjected to comments like "I'm so horny", to which my typical response is go have a wank then, knowing full well they will just continue torturing themselves.
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« Reply #63 on: May 13, 2010, 02:37:12 PM » |
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nope, I know one or two people who think its weird.
Female then? |
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« Reply #64 on: May 13, 2010, 02:39:13 PM » |
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Smug 'actually, I think you'll find it was made of copper, not nickel *smirk*' types.
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« Reply #65 on: May 13, 2010, 02:42:08 PM » |
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nope, I know one or two people who think its weird.
Female then? Well ofc but there's guys the same as well. And this is not even considering the asexuals, who have zero interest in any activities |
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« Reply #66 on: May 13, 2010, 04:00:25 PM » |
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When I put 'wankers' I meant tossers  |
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« Reply #67 on: May 26, 2010, 11:23:13 AM » |
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The skylight in my computer room that focus' sun directly onto my face between the hours of 11 and 12am meaning I can't fucking see my monitor properly. FUCK OFF SUN, I'M SAT INSIDE FOR A GOD-DAMN REASON!
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« Reply #68 on: May 26, 2010, 11:40:24 AM » |
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The skylight in my computer room that focus' sun directly onto my face between the hours of 11 and 12am meaning I can't fucking see my monitor properly. FUCK OFF SUN, I'M SAT INSIDE FOR A GOD-DAMN REASON!
...probably a DAMN-GOOD REASON too |
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« Reply #69 on: May 26, 2010, 11:48:22 AM » |
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The skylight in my computer room that focus' sun directly onto my face between the hours of 11 and 12am meaning I can't fucking see my monitor properly. FUCK OFF SUN, I'M SAT INSIDE FOR A GOD-DAMN REASON!
...probably a DAMN-GOOD REASON too 2 reasons:- 1) Restraining order to stop him going near the local school. 2) ASBO - Stopping him from going into town. |
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« Reply #70 on: May 26, 2010, 11:54:29 AM » |
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The skylight in my computer room that focus' sun directly onto my face between the hours of 11 and 12am meaning I can't fucking see my monitor properly. FUCK OFF SUN, I'M SAT INSIDE FOR A GOD-DAMN REASON!
...probably a DAMN-GOOD REASON too 2 reasons:- 1) Restraining order to stop him going near the local school. 2) ASBO - Stopping him from going into town. 2 more reasons: 1. Sunshine avoiding nerd 2. Vampire 3. nerdy Vampire ...3 reasons... (cue Spanish Inquisition sketch) |
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« Reply #71 on: May 26, 2010, 12:56:17 PM » |
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NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUASITION!!!!!
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« Reply #72 on: May 26, 2010, 04:09:08 PM » |
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nope, I know one or two people who think its weird.
Female then? Well ofc but there's guys the same as well. And this is not even considering the asexuals, who have zero interest in any activities I have a friend who's like that (a girl)...she just won't put out for me  It's really funny to wind them up with a massive amount of sexual innuendo. |
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« Reply #73 on: May 26, 2010, 04:13:52 PM » |
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Well ofc but there's guys the same as well. And this is not even considering the asexuals, who have zero interest in any activities
Asexual means "reproduce without sexual intercourse"... I would be interested to meet your asexual friends.  |
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« Reply #74 on: May 26, 2010, 04:19:06 PM » |
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Well ofc but there's guys the same as well. And this is not even considering the asexuals, who have zero interest in any activities
Asexual means "reproduce without sexual intercourse"... I would be interested to meet your asexual friends. so i herd u leik aktul dikshunry definishuns? asexual
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a·sex·u·al
/eɪˈsɛkʃuəl/ Show Spelled[ey-sek-shoo-uhl] Show IPA
–adjective
1. Biology.
a.having no sex or sexual organs.
b.independent of sexual processes, esp. not involving the union of male and female germ cells.
2. free from or unaffected by sexuality: an asexual friendship.
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