Tommy the Cat
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« on: March 20, 2010, 05:20:29 PM » |
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I sabotaged my flatmates laptop yesterday because she plays terrible music at 5am with her ridiculous subwoofered sound system. I did it by going through Control Panel - Sound - then disabling (not deleting or uninstalling) each individual output (line out, speakers etc). I noticed on the list as I disabled everything it wasn't re-appearing should I want to re-enable them (if and when morality gets the better of me).
Have I completely buggered her laptop or is there a fix?
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Brahms
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« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2010, 05:22:34 PM » |
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Bwaahahahahahahaha.
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« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2010, 05:27:55 PM » |
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What kind of punishment are you in for?
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Tommy the Cat
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« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2010, 05:39:46 PM » |
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What kind of punishment are you in for?
Hard to say. Once someone threw two giant snowballs at her and she put sperm in their drink.
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« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2010, 05:41:52 PM » |
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What kind of punishment are you in for?
Hard to say. Once someone threw two giant snowballs at her and she put sperm in their drink. Tommeh drinks spunk.... that's the end of this particular story!
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« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2010, 05:46:41 PM » |
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In Vista you just have to right click and select Show Disabled Devices. I assume it would be something similar for any other OS.
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« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2010, 05:47:09 PM » |
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I'm hoping she won't realize it was me. Chances are she won't as she's usually drunk.
Aye She has vista. Thank you Prometheus.
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« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2010, 08:48:58 PM » |
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Wait, where did she get the sperm? Sounds like a very elaborate revenge...
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« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2010, 08:49:46 PM » |
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Wait, where did she get the sperm? FFS, PLEASE DON'T ANSWER THAT QUESTION!
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« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2010, 09:31:08 PM » |
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The first bank of Hzza
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« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2010, 10:18:24 PM » |
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Wait, where did "she" get the sperm?
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« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2010, 10:39:28 PM » |
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Damn, the bitch figured it out.
Will have to try harder next time. Any ideas?
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Move along. Nobody suspicious is here.
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« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2010, 10:42:57 PM » |
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« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2010, 11:00:15 PM » |
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Give her a stick and a rock and show her how to hit them together, you can then take away her sound system and she won't notice the difference.
Seriously though can you not just make her feel guilty and ask her to unplug the subwoofer, at least at 5am because its damn anti-social. If that fails I suggest the hivemind research some technical way of sabotaging her bass range.
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« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2010, 11:02:08 PM » |
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It does sound like a total dick manouvre tbh, Tommy. What's her malfunction?
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