Congrats for getting hitched Mr Chug! ^^
Bad times on failing on the moment of truth

at least it wasn't the flux capacitor that would be lame

My week has been......different
It started out on Sunday night as my local pub was shutting down

we all had one last lock in and I tell you know, shit got crazy! I kid you not we drank the bar dry! the pumps went first then onto the spirits it got to the point we was on the good old dusty bottles at the back mixed with tomato juice :s
Got home about 4am and I had work at 7:30am so to say I was fresh is an understatement. Breakfast consisted of whiskey and some quavers like a boss, and than I proceed to work a 19 1/2 hour shift in prep for Glastonbury fest so yeah I was brain dead at that point. Tuesday I was on auto pilot, Wednesday I had a mental breakdown........I came to work in such a shit mood one of the boss's asked me what is up and I just snapped

Yelled at him that I am under payed, over worked and he was just a monkey at the helm of a sinking ship and so on.
"Come outside Doddy"
"Fuck your outside and fuck you I am going home"
"This is off the book's mate come outside"
We sat down outside and I just broke down in tears, looking back at it, it was the perfect picture of a broken person no person should be pushed that far
he asked me what was wrong and so forth and I told him that I work too hard, under payed, the company only see's me as a tool not a person, don't get any thanks, job is not rewarding, got to work three jobs just to keep my head above water (I work paintball marshal and sparky at the weekends) car is shagged and I don't have the money to get it fixed.
He than pat me on the back and told me to go back inside and carry on and something will come to light, at that point I just calmed down and went back to work few minutes later the CEO asked me to see him in the meeting room so I did along with the person that deals with moneys.
He asked me what is wrong so I told him what I told the other guy
"We do appreciate you Doddy"
"Prove it, name one time within the past 4 years that you appreciated me"
"...................eeeeermmmmmmm.............uuuurrrrrr.................*shrugs*...."
"Yeah that is what I thought, seen as a tool and not a person"
"What will make life easier for you?
"No debt would be nice" (I jokingly said)
"How about the company pay's off all your debt and promote you to assistant manager with a pay rise?"
"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH6Acpzurb0 "
"Oh yeah and send you back to college to get you signed off as an electrician this summer"
At that point the moneys person said that she doesn't know how to sort that
"Don't care make it happen next week, will that make you happier?"
At this point I didn't know what to say I was a tad suck for words which was a first for me so I just nodded
"Anything else that you can think off that would be good for you?"
My brain just kicked in and reminded me that I have them by the balls so start demanding ridiculous things, wild stupid things that only a mad man like myself could ever dream for! DO IT! DO IT NOW BEFORE THE MOMENT IS GONE!
"eeeerr there is a weird hissing noise coming from the divers tank thingy"
".............you mean the compressor?
"..............yyyyeess?"
"Ok ill look into it Doddy, I am sorry that it had to get this far before we did anything you are appreciated"
At that point I left and it was just like a massive weight has been lifted off my shoulders the feeling was and still is amazeballs
The new parts for the divers tank arrived today and I got payed 50 hours over time as well
Purchased car tax which has gone up buy £20

TLDNR
Worked 19 1/2 hour shift
Mental break down at work and cried
Boss payed off all my debts and promoted me to assistant manager with pay rise and is going to send me back to college to finish my course
Thing at work that made funny noise got fixed
Extra cash in paycheck
Feeling so clean, so fresh