Let me weave you a tail, a tail of hopes and dreams which lead me out of the frying pan.........and into the fire, it all started on a sunny Wednesday morning *flash back*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyBlKqktP_EThe warehouse manager is out of town so I am running the show till Tuesday maybe Wednesday :s
So I got the team together to tell them the score the if we work hard then we shall be on easy street for the rest of the week and I shall get cookies and junk like that in (bitch's love cookies and milk) so yesterday was good, we got everything done and we are now 2 days ahead of all work that needs to be done ^^ that was awesome.
But today it went from bad to worse

The morning was cool and all until.....the boss came down stairs *dun dun ddduuuuuun*
His foot steps was as heavy as divers shoe things, and his heart was filled with hatred and blood and junk, he was in a bad mood wait...understatement he was in a piss poor mood! Everything that his eye cast over it was wrong or dirty or whatever, he was just being a dick to everyone and everything about all sorts of things and then he dragged me into the meeting room and told me that everything was wrong and exceptionable *we left some cables about and shit like that about and I didn't sign some paper work* keep in mind someone left work sick so I was a man down anyway
So yeah more words were said and my asshole was spread wider than a pint glass

then said next time we meet it shall be a written warning WTF! Suck my stump! For the past couple of weeks I have been working 17 hour shifts and I don't even get a thanks! Yeah nice one last time I come in and open office at the weekend for a lorry tip....
Than for the rest of the day he spent his day throwing his weight around saying what is wrong and so on and so forth, told us that he is going to spend tomorrow with us to show us how it is done :/ As I was locking up his GF (who is also my HR person) asked me what was wrong as I was in a piss poor mood and I told her that Gertrude is giving me shit and so on, so that shall be fun to see what is said tonight over the pot noodle in front of the tv.
To top it all of I trapped my finger

TLDNR: Dick boss giving me shit for things that I haven't done or even knew about