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« Reply #4125 on: September 21, 2011, 02:13:13 PM » |
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I take it you don't have a Sat Nav then Disco?  Wouldn't want to use 'a machine of death' now would you? |
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« Reply #4126 on: September 21, 2011, 02:22:37 PM » |
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Disco doesn't drive, but either way sat nav isn't exactly a machine of death. If you want to be like that a regular helicopter is the same as a gunship.
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« Reply #4127 on: September 21, 2011, 02:29:48 PM » |
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Yeah don't use satnav or drive. Might do once our sexy and civilian operated Galileo system is in orbit whenever the hell it actually comes online. And stuff like that comes out of the defence industry because they have obscene funding levels, it was an inevitability that would have come out of civilian science and infrastructure eventually (totally way more slowly admittedly).
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« Reply #4128 on: September 21, 2011, 02:34:43 PM » |
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Just discovered I almost have the same initials as Iron Man, don't care.
AES? |
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« Reply #4129 on: September 21, 2011, 02:48:51 PM » |
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Just discovered I almost have the same initials as Iron Man, don't care.
AES? TAES. Like I said, almost. Thomas Anthony Edmund Smith against Anthony Edward Stark. |
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« Reply #4130 on: September 21, 2011, 04:51:24 PM » |
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Time for a beard and a metal flying suit! |
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« Reply #4131 on: September 21, 2011, 07:06:29 PM » |
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Seeing military hardware scares me like nothing else. Such a chilling feeling.
I don't share this same feeling. I think 'ooooooh cool toys/technology'. I got that feeling a lot at the defence exhibition I went to. I drive past the Haynes Motor Museum every day on the road to and from work - There're a load of tanks and other military vehicles out front. Really most go in one day. |
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« Reply #4132 on: September 21, 2011, 11:22:42 PM » |
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Oh yer. Today (last night / morning) I inadvertently made Dwarf Bread. My bread obsessions have got worse, so I'm rocking the 700g loaf. But I pressed the wrong button. And instead of "light" I got "dark". I had also had a "sod it" moment, in that I'd accidentally added the wrong amount of ingredients, and I couldn't be bothered to start over. So I had slightly confused the the amount of sugar over the amount of milk powder. So combine that with the button pressing mess up resulted in a loaf that could be used as an artillery shell. Still tasted great though  |
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« Reply #4133 on: September 22, 2011, 08:46:03 AM » |
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Brahms Riddle Korner:
This morning, after completing his morning ablutions, Brahms noticed that the bathroom sink was clogged with hair lighter than his own. He immediately sent a sample to one of his friends in the police force who rushed it through the crime lab. The DNA analysis didn't make any hits on the national criminal database, but one firm conclusion could be drawn: The hair had not come from a human being.
WHICH animal had the hair come from and WHY?
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« Reply #4134 on: September 22, 2011, 09:05:31 AM » |
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Werewolf, because Brahms is a werewolf.
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« Reply #4135 on: September 22, 2011, 09:11:11 AM » |
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Wrong, I'm a misanthrope not a lycantrope.
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« Reply #4136 on: September 22, 2011, 09:20:28 AM » |
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A huge rat come up from the sewers via the toilet. It had an itchy back so it scratched itself on the washbasin tap, leaving hair.
After that, it left.
(and you are going to tell us aren't you...you never did about the cat and the mouse that you said was too horrific to be told)
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« Reply #4137 on: September 22, 2011, 10:38:09 AM » |
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I will tell you as the answer is not horrific like the cat/mouse story. Also your answer is wrong. NEITHER RAT NOR WEREWOLF. The hairs were about 12 cm in length.
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« Reply #4138 on: September 22, 2011, 10:39:23 AM » |
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So combine that with the button pressing mess up resulted in a loaf that could be used as an artillery shell.
In our house we refer to this as neutron bread, only one step up from the deadly black bread which tends to collapse under it's own gravity.  |
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« Reply #4139 on: September 22, 2011, 10:54:06 AM » |
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Horse hair? Do you have some old furniture lying around and you were cleaning it and the hair came out?
Or is it from a wig?!?
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