So today was pretty meh overall, 10 hour shift at work. Although was brightened up somewhat to being sent out with another person to go to the nearby gardens and handout free samples. It did lead to a couple of interesting events:
1) We had some stickers we were told to give out to little kids when we gave them say a pot of ice cream, usually these stickers are put on our take away boxes but we were told just to use them. So I put one on a kid and his dad sorta read it, gave me a weird look and carried on walking. I then re-read exactly what the sticker said, and made this face:

The sticker says:
"Hot Stuff Inside: the seal may be tight, please be careful when opening me". I didn't give out anymore stickers.
2) Finished handing out samples and take out menus, so we were on our way back to the restaurant when I got what felt like a warm, gentle slap to the face/side of my head. "...the fuck" I thought. Then the realisation hit me. So I turned to my colleague "Liv, do I have shit on me?". She looked and didn't have to say anything, her face said enough, coincidentally it was similar to my sticker realisation face. But yes, a seagull managed to bullseye me with what could only be described as a colossal shit, covered the side of my face, was in my hair, all over my shirt. Awesome.
Then got to go back and carrying on working, huzzah!