Nineblade
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« Reply #75 on: November 02, 2010, 01:29:20 AM » |
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Not true............ supermarket trolleys have a mind of their own  |
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« Reply #76 on: February 15, 2011, 05:10:24 PM » |
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I was sitting opposite a really sexy thai bird on the train this morning. I thought to myself: "Please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection".... |
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Tommy the Cat
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« Reply #77 on: February 15, 2011, 06:03:11 PM » |
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? |
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And tommy you have above average intelligence ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ＳＨＵＴ ＵＰ ＡＮＤ ＥＮＪＯＹ ＴＨＥ CＡＴ！ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ |
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I'm Johannes Brahms and I died in 1897
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« Reply #78 on: February 15, 2011, 08:03:53 PM » |
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How do you get 100 Pikachu on a bus? |
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« Reply #79 on: February 23, 2011, 07:04:16 PM » |
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My grandfather calls over to me "It's going to be a nightmare this winter with the flu outbreak" "Tell me something I don't know" I replied |
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« Reply #80 on: February 23, 2011, 07:49:43 PM » |
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that's awesome !! Saw a woman breastfeeding on the bus yesterday, when an old woman started shouting and screaming, 'How dare you do that in a public place!' |
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e90 killed (=WDG=) Jebus with gloves_running_urgently.
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« Reply #81 on: September 25, 2011, 10:06:01 PM » |
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Went to a zoo the other day while I was up here in Newcastle. Kept walking round the place and all I saw was these empty cages, until all of a sudden I came across this one cage which just contained a small dog... |
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« Reply #82 on: September 28, 2011, 05:38:16 PM » |
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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? |
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« Reply #83 on: September 28, 2011, 07:17:50 PM » |
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Horrendous !!! Keep 'em coming |
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e90 killed (=WDG=) Jebus with gloves_running_urgently.
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« Reply #85 on: September 28, 2011, 08:13:18 PM » |
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My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
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F>M>L
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« Reply #86 on: October 13, 2011, 01:34:43 AM » |
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« Reply #87 on: October 13, 2011, 06:24:08 PM » |
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I lol'ed!
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(=WDG=) Junta: sadly, I couldnt breast feed  |
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« Reply #88 on: October 15, 2011, 05:43:33 PM » |
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Applauded for taking bad to a whole new level
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« Reply #89 on: October 16, 2011, 08:50:31 PM » |
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Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic? |
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