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« Reply #45 on: August 19, 2010, 01:20:57 PM »
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« Reply #46 on: August 19, 2010, 01:52:30 PM »
I went to the cobblers and asked for a new set of soles on me boots. The guy said: "Sorry mate this isn't a cobblers, it's a butchers shop!"
I replied: "It's ok, I've got my bike outside"
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« Reply #47 on: August 19, 2010, 01:54:33 PM »
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« Reply #48 on: August 19, 2010, 01:59:33 PM »
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« Reply #49 on: August 19, 2010, 02:15:37 PM »
exactly! Smiley
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« Reply #50 on: August 19, 2010, 02:16:30 PM »
Oh, Zen...

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« Reply #51 on: August 19, 2010, 08:04:31 PM »
ROFL

I guess I shouldn't leave the pages open... that was to Tommys joke (god I hope it was a joke).
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« Reply #52 on: August 20, 2010, 01:03:20 AM »
I'm quite good at football, had a trial a while ago... for rape and assault.
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« Reply #53 on: August 20, 2010, 01:59:37 AM »
What did the Mexican carpet-layer say?
"Underlay! Underlay"
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« Reply #54 on: August 20, 2010, 08:56:26 AM »
When they were still on air, Adam and Joe had a made up jokes feature on their 6 music show, a few of which I can still remember:

What time is Sean Connery going to Wimbledon?
Tennish

What did one sheep farmer from Market Harborough say to the other after a hard days sheep shearing?
"Well, thats less-tuh-shear!"

Last April, the Governor of California didn't receive any Easter cards.
His secretary asked him, "Mr Schwarzenegger, does this mean you hate easter now?".
"Nah" he replied.
"I-still-love-easter, baby".
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« Reply #55 on: August 20, 2010, 09:54:49 AM »
Quote from: Nineblade on August 19, 2010, 01:52:30 PM
I went to the cobblers and asked for a new set of soles on me boots. The guy said: "Sorry mate this isn't a cobblers, it's a butchers shop!"
I replied: "It's ok, I've got my bike outside"
love it Smiley

I used to tell that joke but it was a fish n chip shop lol


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How do you burn an Irishman ?

Phone him up when he's ironing.
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« Reply #56 on: August 20, 2010, 04:53:18 PM »
How do you confuse an Irishman?
Show him three shovels and say "take your pick".
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« Reply #57 on: August 23, 2010, 03:46:19 PM »
How do you sink an Irish submarine?

Knock on the hatch

Paddy was picked up on a rape charge. He was placed in a lineup with ten other fellows and the accusing woman was escorted into the room. Paddy jumped forward, and screamed "That's her! That's her! Oi'd recognize her anywhere! "
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« Reply #58 on: September 06, 2010, 02:08:18 AM »
I reckon this fits in the bad joke thread. Wink



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« Reply #59 on: September 06, 2010, 02:17:56 AM »
The medic has two pairs of glasses!

But I approve of this hugely xD
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