So my HL team are looking for a Spy. My leader had an interesting conversation with an applicant:
I Am Not Eatable: okay, I have 2 questions
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: And something that people don't believe about me I am currently operating at MI6 in London I work as a criminal analysis, a crime technician and as a technician it is mandatory to work for the bomb squad the dive team and I am also part of the fire arms unit
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: yes
I Am Not Eatable: have you played anything since S10?
which wireplay team are you in?
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: Yes
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: dont know the wire play cause I got In last night
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: btw being a technician if u get hacked I could work on the account and get it back
I Am Not Eatable: but you claim to be div1
I Am Not Eatable: wireplay
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: Div 1 wire play is like silver
I Am Not Eatable: which is basically prem/div1
I Am Not Eatable: no, div1 is full of prem teams
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: No
I Am Not Eatable: lowest one is div2
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: Not rea
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: lly
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: if it is then shit
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: thx for telling me that
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: might find div 2
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: but back to your team
I Am Not Eatable: btw, why cant you get your own account back?
I Am Not Eatable: and you accidentally joined a prem team? really?
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: Because the firewall breach is a legpvel 4 breach
I Am Not Eatable: meaning?
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: and level 4 breaches can on,y be broken with 1 minth of hardnwork
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: bassically the hacker creates an internal firewall
I Am Not Eatable: inside the account?
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: acctually this has happened to 17 people so far and in 2 weeks we are flying to the US to have a conference with valve
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: dude
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: itsnhard to explain
I Am Not Eatable: well you won't have time for tf2 if you fly to the US
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: no
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: dnt worry I have time
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: manged to do it with the other team
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: acctually played a match when we were in a cargo plane
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: it was crazy
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: cause we finished the match just before we had to drop in
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: it was part of the raid team
I Am Not Eatable: I didn't know it was possible to get cable internet onto a cargo plane traveling 600km/h
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: its possible
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: when ute travelling on an MI6 plane
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: wNa go on mumble
I Am Not Eatable: well you could get sattelite internet but the latency won't be good for gaming
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: i was at 40 ping
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: wana hop on mumble
I Am Not Eatable: so you managed to get internet faster than the speed of light?
I Am Not Eatable: no thanks
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: -.-
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: radio waves travel at the speed of light
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: its just if there are currents interrupting iy
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: it
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: w i
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: wich happens over long distance
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: if u want I can give u a lesson on radio waves later
Pieface351#LF HEAVY:
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: i hope i get that more often
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: but u should see me at work
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: i am so god damn serious
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: its hard being 17 and having to lead a while unit at MI6
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: whole
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: Ok
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: can I do the questioning now plz
I Am Not Eatable: sure
I Am Not Eatable: I've had my fun
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: Lol
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: 1 sec need to get flaps up to record the conversation
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: fraps
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: ok
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: i want pure straight answers
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: no what did u have for dinner crap
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: i need to go through the rules of protocol in section 7.1
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: You have the right to remain silent because. Whatever u say if we find u guilty can be used against u I. Court
I Am Not Eatable: what are those rules?
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: what i just said
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: u have the right to remain silence because if we find u guilty we can use this video against u in court do h agree
I Am Not Eatable: no
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: What do u have wrong with this
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: ok
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: qiestioning will begin
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: what were u doing on the night of February 23rd
I Am Not Eatable: no idea
I Am Not Eatable: probably playing tf2 or some shit
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: can u not recall any detail
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: didnu have a friend over possibly
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: ...
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: if u choose to remain silent u must tell me
I Am Not Eatable: no I was scrimming against T-Mates with my team
I Am Not Eatable: was a funny scrim
I Am Not Eatable: we were way too strong for them
I Am Not Eatable: so we were dicking around
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: Can u recal whatnhappened
I Am Not Eatable: then our heavy rageuit becaue we werent serious enough
I Am Not Eatable: and we still won
I Am Not Eatable: it was fun
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: ok
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: what did u do after
I Am Not Eatable: like I know, wasn't a special evening
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: do u have a girl freind
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: this isn't me stalking u for the gf bit
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: this usually makes people rember if they went out with them that night
I Am Not Eatable: why is that relevant?
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: If u choose to remain silent u may do so
I Am Not Eatable: what exactly are you trying to investigate? I don't get it
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: There was a major hacking recentlry
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: notch got hacked
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: we are not scared about not h
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: but if this hacker can breach valve
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: then we are afraid what else be will breach
I Am Not Eatable: hahaha
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: yeah
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: we also think that he was the one that manged to crack the security cameras at a Tabasco favtory
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: an steal 40 thousand cigars
I Am Not Eatable: tabasco makes sigars now?
I Am Not Eatable: I only know them from the pepper sauce
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: Lol
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: but yes
I Am Not Eatable: must be hot cigars
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: Do u have a girl freind
I Am Not Eatable: that's not relevant in any way
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: if u want to conceal if u did or do not just say u will not like to answer the question
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: ...
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: hint ... Means hurry up plz
I Am Not Eatable: is tabasco a form of girlfriend?
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: -.-
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: ok
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: do u have one or not
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: say of u would rather not say
I Am Not Eatable: I have tabasco yes
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: ok
I Am Not Eatable: it's not my favourite but it's okay
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: u know what screw this
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: amd its tabaco
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: not tabasco
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: well
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: U didnt do it
I Am Not Eatable:
http://www.tabasco.com/Pieface351#LF HEAVY: just traced down ure account
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: chelced ure story
I Am Not Eatable: really? what's my current IP
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: not ure IP
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: didnt track ypur computer
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: tracked account
I Am Not Eatable: you don't need an account to hack
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: no
I Am Not Eatable: and if you do, why would I use my main account
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: needed to see the times that u were online
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: so i could confirm ure story
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: it was just protocall
I Am Not Eatable: but what if I used my 2nd laptop?
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: no
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: it would be ure steam account
I Am Not Eatable: I have 3 steam accounts
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: but this is your main
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: and u would have played the match on ypu7r main
I Am Not Eatable: maybe I let someone else play?
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: but anyways
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: am i in the team?
Pieface351#LF HEAVY: ...?
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