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« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2009, 03:39:16 PM » |
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Oh right ok, it was so obvious I just missed it.  I like something that has to be thought about and mulled over a bit. My punchline would read, I let girls play with my trackball and touchpad. On a first pass. Jenny came round because she had problems clicking her tiny mouse. I opened it up and removed some of the dirt from her mechanisms and by the time I was through you could slide it slickly across the mat. MMMMMMMMM. |
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« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2009, 03:50:23 PM » |
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I don't get it. Why didn't she just blow the dirt out herself?  |
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« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2009, 03:59:46 PM » |
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@disco I was smote because you can't see the obvious?? Good job I didn't post anything that you might have to think about  |
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« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2009, 04:10:44 PM » |
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 , please do nine, i'm not a fan of the obvious hence my confusion and smiting when i gave up. See example above ^^ |
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« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2009, 04:13:02 PM » |
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Hehe, I see someone cares about his carma! I'm addicted to it, checking who gave it to me every time and ubering him in the game on the same evening. You probably didn't even notice, but it's actually the only reason I am ubering a person ingame.
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« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2009, 04:13:24 PM » |
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claws she came round because I was a mouse cleaner of some repute with many acrutrements and devices at my disposal for swift and efficient yet thorough climax of services rendered.
Services rendered is an all time favourite of mine, love the phrase
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You don't want to know what happened when her exhaust fan needed seeing too, things got a bit hectic and her water cooling system was involved.
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« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2009, 04:54:59 PM » |
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Hehe, I see someone cares about his carma! I'm addicted to it, checking who gave it to me every time and ubering him in the game on the same evening. You probably didn't even notice, but it's actually the only reason I am ubering a person ingame.
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« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2009, 05:06:34 PM » |
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Tricked into giving free karma (No no, I will uber you, promise! If my display doesn't die). |
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« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2009, 05:07:56 PM » |
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I can't check my karma, which is sad because I want to know which one of you keeps smiting me *shakes fist*. Rewards (healing, ubers) given for information leading to a conviction.
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« Reply #25 on: November 30, 2009, 05:22:51 PM » |
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I vote we get rid of the karma thingy. I'm too aggressive..being smited is like a virtual slap and deserves violent retribution  |
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« Reply #26 on: November 30, 2009, 05:30:24 PM » |
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I don't has permissions. But I'm for removing smiting, let's all just love each other  |
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« Reply #27 on: November 30, 2009, 05:35:45 PM » |
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Feel this, love
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« Reply #28 on: November 30, 2009, 08:57:08 PM » |
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Smiting is there for those terrible puns. Sooo terrible. TERRIBLE! (mainly looking at you Junta!) I need to click applaud more, I've not done smite or applaud in ages... This is so off topic. I liked how it began though! If anyone else has any MacOS X laptop compatible games to post, please do so before we run out of jokes! |
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« Reply #29 on: December 01, 2009, 11:59:50 PM » |
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I remember unreal tournament used to work quite well on my laptop Oh - and I spent many a free period in 6th form playing worms armageddon Or Death Worm  |
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