Brahms
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« on: October 25, 2009, 12:19:46 AM » |
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A list of meaningless things people (Including myself) sometimes say, feel free to add your own: - I've taken out the dispenser (Their engies will be HOPELESSLY STARVED for metal and will probably just give up and go home soon)
- He's covered in piss (You just have to actually kill him)
- Just killed Cruelcow (There's no way he'll be bothering us for about four seconds)
- One of the sentries is down (Just kill the other one, and all the enemy forces, and then you can take the point)
- I forced their uber (I have made the enemy invincible)
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« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2009, 12:34:08 AM » |
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Medics down (theres still 6 other people around there though)
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« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2009, 12:37:48 AM » |
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A list of meaningless things people (Including myself) sometimes say, feel free to add your own: - I've taken out the dispenser (Their engies will be HOPELESSLY STARVED for metal and will probably just give up and go home soon)
GET THE DISPENSER, NOT THE MEDIC THE DISPENSER! |
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The Beau: she's up there with bieber
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Move along. Nobody suspicious is here.
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« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2009, 01:08:07 AM » |
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Enig is down, go sap his stuff. (Spies never react to that one  ) |
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LtMama
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« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2009, 01:09:49 AM » |
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LoL All so true. In a 6V6 match, any info like this would be useful, but in 13v13, it's as good as useless...yet we still say it  |
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« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2009, 01:24:10 AM » |
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- Point is clear! (But there are 10 people standing around it)
- There is a sniper out there (so forget about the other 5 guys shooting at you)
- Get to the cart! (because I'm completely elsewhere)
- I'm backcapping (incase you're wondering who the hero on the point actually is)
- There is X on the left (except I'm looking in the direction opposite to yours, so it's actually on the right)
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« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2009, 01:28:12 AM » |
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- There is X on the left (except I'm looking in the direction opposite to yours, so it's actually on the right)
rofl, I've done that so many times |
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« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2009, 01:29:11 AM » |
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- There is X on the left (except I'm looking in the direction opposite to yours, so it's actually on the right)
rofl, I've done that so many times Same, I actually get my left and right mixed up quite a lot generally, I should probably put postit notes on the side of my screen or something..... |
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« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2009, 02:04:20 AM » |
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"Medic!" - there is a button for that.
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« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2009, 08:57:12 AM » |
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"I've wounded their sniper" (who is positioned next to their spawn point very near a cabinet)
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« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2009, 09:18:41 AM » |
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Most things I utter over the micrphone are meaning less. "He's got a gun!" - No? Realy? "He's behind you" - It would realy help if you used their name maybe? "He's over there!" - Would you care to be a little more spesific about that? "Up there next to the what-do-you-call-it thingy" - Some real ajectives would probably be benaficial at this point. Othere than that it's my usual ineptitude to understand warnings from team mates. "Behind you Rip!", now any normal player would at this point perform a smart 180, but for some reason my brain wishes me to continue running along or shooting at the moving things. The helpfull words of "Don't go out there Rip, there's a sentry/sniper/T-Rex". By the time these words have sunk into my skull I've already smartly trotted around the corner resulting in a swift death and my corps being rag dolled or gibed back past my team mate. You've got to have a giggle realy  |
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Brahms
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« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2009, 10:43:45 AM » |
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Of course the most useless comment is:
"Behind you! Spy!"
There is a spy, somewhere, on the map, and thanks to voice delay, he has probably already stabbed someone and is cloaking away.
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« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2009, 11:42:42 AM » |
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No that is useful. When you hear this you are bound to turn around, no matter where you are (even in the spawn). Who knows, there may be more than one spies and they will get killed and will wonder how the hell did you know he was behind you.
YEAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2009, 12:24:05 PM » |
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"I've stickied the point." - No, not the point you're currently defending, the one behind that. I have no faith in you holding said forward point.  |
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« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2009, 01:40:38 PM » |
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In my clan theres one scout that allways goes crazy when we play turbine and the opponents have a spy. "OMG ABDA BEHIND YOU OMGGGGGG SPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Or else:
-"Watch out theres a sentry." (WHAT? WHERE? AHA!)
-"Let me uber you." (WHO? AHA!!!!)
-"Watch out guys, there is a spy around." (Well thanks dude you just made your whole team go paranoid)
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