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« Reply #30 on: September 23, 2009, 07:19:34 AM » |
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I never piss off my girlfriend, which is why I get to have nice things.
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« Reply #31 on: September 23, 2009, 10:21:56 AM » |
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I never piss off my girlfriend
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« Reply #32 on: September 23, 2009, 10:30:06 AM » |
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I'm serious. Nice things are worth it. |
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« Reply #33 on: September 23, 2009, 10:59:47 AM » |
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I'm serious. Nice things are worth it. You're going to be married. This means that you will be more "wrong" than ever... be prepared |
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« Reply #34 on: September 23, 2009, 01:34:44 PM » |
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I never piss off my girlfriend, which is why I get to have nice things.
Blow Jobs? |
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« Reply #35 on: September 23, 2009, 03:24:48 PM » |
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I never piss off my girlfriend, which is why I get to have nice things.
Blow Jobs? You kidding egg? I expect far ruder things for being nice  |
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« Reply #36 on: September 23, 2009, 03:30:39 PM » |
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I never piss off my girlfriend, which is why I get to have nice things.
Blow Jobs? You kidding egg? I expect far ruder things for being nice 2 blow jobs! |
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« Reply #37 on: September 23, 2009, 03:32:21 PM » |
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I never piss off my girlfriend, which is why I get to have nice things.
Blow Jobs? You kidding egg? I expect far ruder things for being nice 2 blow jobs! A blow job from her sister? Also, quote train goes choo-choo! |
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« Reply #38 on: September 25, 2009, 07:35:22 PM » |
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Erm, I have hazy recolections of the other spicies of human. I know in one case ,manny years ago, I was begging for trouble. She was an ex fitness instructor who had several close members of her family die of smoking related dieses, and I was a cronic smoker. I think the experiance may have scared me a little.
No I tend to get in trouble in a way that is deeply embarasing for me, but makes for a great spectator's sport. For example. Last Saturday was a loverly sunny day. I woke up and took a gental strole into my living room. Now I tend to sleep in the free and breezy fashion during the walmer months. And as I live in a first floor flat, I don't tend to worry about people looking in. So when I open the curtains to find a man with a chain saw less than 3 meters away up my downstairs neighbour's tree, I chalk this up to some what supprising. I quickly become aware of a gental breeze around my nether regions. But not being fully awake, I don't think to close the curtains. No, in my semi sleepy and stunned state, I just simply walk backwards to my bedroom and find my dressing gown. Imagin my delight when I find out that the chain saw wielding man's rather gorgus assistant is in fact the daughter of my downstairs neighbour.
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Bugger!
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« Reply #39 on: September 28, 2009, 05:33:04 PM » |
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Yesterday my excessive computing exploits got me in trouble again.. I admit I was an idiot but looking back I kinda got away with it cuz there was no real punishment given to me.. apart from some "stern" words and dirty looks..
I was re-building my pc into a smaller case and taking some bits out that were annoying me (like 1 of the graphics cards and changing motherboard) and while draining my old water loop I spilled some blue UV coolant on the floor... silly me!
I hadn't put any bin liners on the carpet to stop it staining even after the Mrs had reminded my to. After her pointing out that I had spilled something on the white carpet, I ignored her blindly and pretended she was making it up! Thats when I got the "stern" words and dirty looks!
Now she's the one that told me to put this on the forum, watching what I type, slapping me and pinching me along the way... she fights like a girl
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« Reply #40 on: September 28, 2009, 06:27:19 PM » |
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hes a very naughty boy
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« Reply #41 on: September 28, 2009, 06:56:28 PM » |
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slapping me and pinching me along the way... she fights like a girl i would pay for that sort of treatment |
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« Reply #42 on: September 28, 2009, 07:18:31 PM » |
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Now she's the one that told me to put this on the forum, watching what I type, slapping me and pinching me along the way... she fights like a girl
Which prompts me to ask those of you in a relationship: Do your insignificant others know of this place? Do they know in a way they might suspect you might be talking about them? |
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« Reply #43 on: September 28, 2009, 08:08:33 PM » |
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Mrs Bystander sees all and knows all..... errrr thats why I love her so much
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« Reply #44 on: September 28, 2009, 10:04:45 PM » |
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Oh here's a good one... Last night I was in a PUG with a drunken Cheez at about 4am.. she didnt like it so she turned the circuit breaker off! MEANING NO POWER... My comp died instantly  I'm also banned for I dont know how long from the Multiplay PUGs which is a shame cuz I love playing those Whapshhhh She must be absolutely stunning. |
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