FFS, things happen that weren't a result of my intervention guys...I'm not the root of all evil; Cheryl Cole is as we all well know.
Yes, but you are missing one major point here Hzza. She's an attractive and famous woman, whereas you are just some guy who flings turd in his own eyes and who is disliked by all. Therefore, it's still your fault.
Evil is simply a matter of perspective.